Chuuya Nakahara got into an argument with his partner, Osamu Dazai. Now, he's riding his motorbike through Yokohama as a way to cool off. But when he swerves off of the road to avoid hitting two pedestrians and gets knocked out, he wakes up to see two Pro heroes in his hospital room. Chuuya then has to attend a prestigious school despite hardly being able to read, figure out how to get back to the Port Mafia, to apologise to Dazai, and why this old hobo wants to adopt him so badly. Basically me giving Chuuya a "normal" teen experience, and Dazai suffers for later angst <3 cross posted on ao3 on the user aoibb :3 - but it is on private to avoid access of ai and bots

⚠️This work is not mine!!⚠️ The user in the title is who made it and they are on AO3 if you have access to AO3 go read it on there and support the actual creator Dazai is going to Hogwarts-which is crazy because he doesn't have magic. He has a nullifying ability, for goodness' sake! Not that it matters. Dazai is still willing to stick around and cause trouble before he gets shipped back home and stuck in his room again. And this Quirrell guy is definitely up to something. So that's a good place to start.

Dazai's second year at Hogwarts starts with a bang! Between Mori's latest orders, Snape's investigation, and media-fire coming from all angles, Dazai certianly has his work cut out for him. But he isn't going down without a fight. With a steadily-growing gang of friends (subordinates!) at his back, Dazai might just stand a chance of making it through his second year alive. ...or maybe not. Honestly, Dazai isn't picky. ⚠️THIS WORK ISNT MINE IT IS MADE IN AO3 BY THE USER MENTIONED IN THE TITLE⚠️ If you are able to go read it on AO3 support the creator there, this is for the people who dont have access to AO3

❝ 𝗂𝗍'𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅. ❞ ༉‧₊˚✧ ˖⋆࿐໋₊ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 . . . illuki, the eldest child of the zoldyck family retires from her assassination days and becomes the phantom troupe's web. ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ ೃ ‧₊˚ 𝐕 𝐄 𝐑 𝐘 𝐒 𝐋 𝐎 𝐖 𝐔 𝐏 𝐃 𝐀 𝐓 𝐄 𝐒 ⓒ @-𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗯𝗮 ,, 2023

Nichts ahnend machst du dich fertig für die Schule, du geht's runter zu deinen Eltern. ,,Guten Morgen", sagtest du mit ängstlicher Stimme, ,,geh mir aus den Augen du Monster", sagte dein Vater grob zu dir und ignorierte dich. 10min später kam deine kleine Schwester, du wolltest gerade gehen als du sahst wie deine Eltern sie in den Arm schlossen und ihr Frühstück gaben. Alles was du bekommen hast war ein altes Stück Brot, es verletzte dich jeden Tag mehr... Ich möchte drauf hin weißen das dies meine erste Geschichte war und ich sie im Nachhinein sehrrrr crinch finde. Alsooo ja 💥CRINGE WARNING💥