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Ever heard of a word and thought to yourself, "What the what does that mean?"... Well here's the best dictionary in the world to provide you with all the popular words of the 21st century and definitions to each of them. In this book, you'll find definitions to abbreviations, slang, hipster words, Tumblr words, social media, everything you want to learn! Who needs Oxford when you have this?!

When Ariel becomes sick and tired of prince Eric pushing her around and abusing his power as a royal, she and Flounder go to Ursula to hatch an evil plot to usurp him, AND his measly kingdom.... If you like this story, please give my other one a look! It's called Scrape! :) Link: http://w.tt/21toVyh (It's on my profile! Thank you!)

We all know exactly what we should be doing, in order to make it big on Wattpad... but what about the stuff we're not supposed to do? This book will cover 70 of Wattpad's darkest sins, the mistakes that can send a user's story down to Wattpad Hell faster than a click of the 'unfollow' button. If you have observed any atrocities or just want to vent, leave a comment below and let the hate flow through you!

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