Official Wattpad Version of TUIK Highest Ranking #1 in Found Family Highest Ranking #1 in Villains ~~~~ "Be my apprentice," Icarus blurted. Tommy blinked. Gradually, the corners of his mouth dropped into the deepest frown he'd ever made. "What the fuck? Why?" "Why?" Icarus froze and Tommy raised a judgemental eyebrow. "It's because of your powers." "My powers," he echoed. "I never told you whether or not I had powers." "I can... sense them," Icarus bullshitted. Tommy pinched the bridge of his nose. "Right. What are they, then," he retorted. "Uh... super... powers," the villain answered, sounding more unsure of himself by the second. Tommy wanted to bash his head against a wall. "Really? That's the best you could do?" ------ Tommy isn't sure why handing someone their keys is such a big deal, but now he's left with a huge problem: Every supervillain in the city wants him to be their apprentice! - or - Tommy's lame superpower turns out to be a game-changer. ~~~~ Cover art by @sho_draws on instagram Original story by SeriouslyCalamitous on archiveofourown Please use the hashtag #tommysultraimportantkeychain on social media or tag me! Ao3 Reads: 140k reads: 9/6/22 200k reads: 12/16/22 250k reads: 4/1/23 300k reads: 5/27/23 360k reads: 10/7/23 400k reads: 2/6/24

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A story in which Tommy is the youngest in a family of supervillains. However, he has no knowledge of his family's infamous actions. To him they're just a regular civilian family. When Tommy disappears, his family suspects a rival villain group in the same area. But their suspicions are dashed when the others are just as confused and frightened as they are. Then they get a message from the top heros and everything becomes crystal clear.

Tommy was walking to his delightful pastry shop and saw a fight between a hero and a villain. He was about to walk away but then he saw a stroller next to the villain How did he see this when it's midnight and there are barely any lights? Because the only light that was on had flickered over the child just long enough for him to see. And how was that possible? Tommy doesn't know himself but by now he's at peace with things being convenient for him For example, if someone were to be robbing his beautiful shop, which happens more often than not, he would either somehow dodge the bullet or someone walking in is a hero who just happened to be walking by this heroless district Another example is that his shop is full when he wants it to talk to people as well as empty when he wants to be alone. He's also never had a Karen come in throughout the three years his shop has been open. Amazing, right! Well Tommy would keep the reasoning of this amazing feat as his amazing ability to keep away those evil humans He has all of this luck and always feels like nobody else has any so if he sees someone struggling financially you know he is going to go over there and lend a lot of money to them *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Tommy has the power of convenience where everything goes his way His life is 'perfect' until one day he sees a villain and a hero fighting with a child near them He also has the SBI come in to his pastry shop. He sees these heroes so often it's like they are stalking him It sometimes gets creepy If you haven't figured it out yet this is a Tommyinnit centered story Inspired by: "Racooninnit is pog at villainy" and "Tommyinnit's unbeatable method to avoid sudden death" ~*Art not mine*~ Started: Feburary 5, 2022 Ended: Still in progress I have edited up to chapter 5, so the rest may not be all that well. I'm sorry, I'll try finishing them later!