(𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬!𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐱 𝐈𝐬𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐢'𝐝!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫) "What's your type?" "Tall, dark and handsome. Who's your favourite Sanrio?" "Pompompurin" "You basic bitch-" You didn't know being constipated was an unspoken rule that led you to be in Jujutsu Kaisen. Neither did you know you would have a special-grade companion, plushie-triggered curses and being naturally born with positive energy. How hard can it be? (𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐔𝐊𝐎-𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍)

━━━ 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 | ❝ oh, itadori. gojo-sensei's gonna kill you if he finds out you like his sister. ❞ ▬▬▬▬ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵: yuuji itadori falls for his pretty white-haired classmate at his school on sendai, not knowing she's a gojo. ;) ❝ i don't mind being beaten up if it means you'll get to tend my wounds. ❞ ❝ that's it, i'm not using my reversed cursed technique on you anymore. ❞ ❝ i was teasing you- wait! you're blushing! ❞ yuuji itadori 𝗑 𝗈𝖼 pre-shibuya arc - post-shinjuku showdown arc ©banana-bia

𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗘:- ❛ 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙄 𝙗𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚? ❜ (𝙔𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚...?) 𝙑𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨!𝙅𝙪𝙟𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙪 𝙆𝙖𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙣 𝙭 𝙁𝙚𝙢!𝙆𝙉𝙔!𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 ❝𝙁𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚, 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙤𝙥𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙣,❞ →ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇꜱᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ. ┏━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━┓ 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙- 04.29.2024 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙙- . . . ┗━━━━━༻❁༺━━━┛

You're a third-year student at Tokyo Prefectural Jujutsu High School. You're Gojo's most spoiled third year. Not that he has many options, as your classmates have all been suspended. You're Nanami's most favorite sorcerer, united by your mutual distaste of the jujutsu world and burning desire for early retirement. You're Shoko's most beloved unofficial assistant who does all her paperwork. Don't let Principal Yaga hear about that, though. You're the first years' most adored senpai, because Gojo has the audacity to dump his teaching duties on you. But most importantly, you're a background character. Sometimes, they drag you along. Sometimes, you do your own things in the background, while watching them doing important, heroic things. You're no protagonist. You're just here for the ride, and hoping it won't get too wild. ⋆⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺⋆ This is a fix-it/retelling of JJK (including JJK0 & the light novels) from a different perspective, canon-compliant until the Shibuya Arc. Expect tons of fluff & humor. I'll fix everything wrong with JJK and no one can stop me. (Everyone lives. Gojo gets the happy ending he deserves.)