❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

• I am the Hidden Volturi • OC // Edward Cullen

The Titanic, the infamous ship that sunk in 1912. And the unknown love story shared between a human girl and a vampire. [cover by @mikaelsluts]

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

alora hayes: hollywoods it girl, star of the marvel cinematic universe, loved by all. niall horan: one direction member, impeccable singer, equally loved by all. the two are complete strangers, well up until ally decided to text her number neighbour.....