Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Part of my first original story, please tell me what you think...

A 2014 WATTPAD FEATURED STORY. First her uncle betrayed her, then Hector Barbossa tried to kill her. Now Nina Bitter wants revenge on them both. Will Jack Sparrow help her put her plan to work? Can love conquer fear? And will she realise what, and who, she truly desires before it is too late? Fabulous cover image courtesy of MarcellaUva!

When seventeen year old Dara is accepted into an elite boarding school, her first weeks are ruined by a strange illness… Throwing up in front of your crush? More than once? Emphatically not fun. As Dara gets to know her school and the school’s creepy doctor, she begins to realize that she wasn’t recruited for her grades, and her illness isn’t innocent. John is only pretending to be a student, and he knows exactly why Dara is sick, but he can’t risk telling her. When someone is playing with time, altering anything can be disastrous, and John has a very specific mission. But when Dara’s life is at risk, they both must learn to navigate the intricacies of time…before they destroy the school or lose each other for good.

It took a war between kings and countless bloodshed to build the Sanctuary, a new kingdom created by King Heidel meant to be as a refuge for the victims of war. It took five powerful guardians to continue his will years after his death. And the Garden, one of its provinces, has continued to be a sacred place for the incapacitated and others who are deemed unable to be on their own. But it only took one woman for everything to come crashing down, and everything as they know it will never be the same again. *The awesome background picture for the book cover is from Chris Chamberlain in DeviantArt (http://fasterthanchris.deviantart.com/).

Melena De'Cruz is a sensational singer. Born with a magical gift that boosted her singing into the top charts in a day. But becoming famous has a price. Her past comes back to haunt her and her sisters. An accident almost killed her and critically injured her younger sister. Or was it on purpose? The danger comes to their shore and she has no choice but to put her life on the line for her family to save them. Never backing down, she's willing to bring this fight to an end. Aleksandr Dubrinski is a well known bodyguard who lives in the shadows. With a troubled and scarred past he is not a man to be messed with. Hired by a friend to watch over the singer De'Cruz during this dangerous time, he is confronted by the soul-defying passion that he had never felt in his life. That there was more to meet the eye with Melena. Can they get past the fiery passion between them and face this assassin head on?

For millions of years, you hear about wars. But our war has been going on for billions of years. The fight between the Water and Fire Regions are dangerous. We will do whatever it takes to win. Hundreds of us died in battle. Now there's not a lot of us around any more, we hide ourselfs. We try to blend in with the humans. Don't get me wrong, we are too. But we're different. We can control Fire and Water. The Water and Fire Regions stay in hiding. For now. When I meet the Prince Of Fire, I fall in love. But I can't be with him. It's not exceptable. That's when I break out of my shell and do something. Something that will change everything.

Every child is born for a reason. For Sin DiCamillio it was to be a Queen. She was taken from her family the day she was born. The people who took her killed anyone who knew she existed. By people, I mean 'Royals'. A long existing family of vampires, whom predicted that in ten centuries a child would be born descendent of royals to kill them and that the child would be human. They tried to stop it from happening but one of their own turned a woman giving birth. That baby was born a 'Blue Blood'. All Blue Bloods were found and taken from their homes. The girls were raised as 'The Cleaners' and the boys rose as 'The Franchise'. The Cleaners job was to kill anyone and destroy any evidence of the existence of vampires. The franchise was to protect the royals at any cost, from anyone even their own kind. Sin was unique, one of a kind. She was gorgeous, kind and had a lovely voice. So the royals raised her to be a Queen and to think of humans as food, but when she was ten, the resistance - a team of vampires - took her from them and raised to be loving, kind and gentle and to think of humans as friends. She now has a true family something she never had before. Galveston an old vampire and his wife Jessica took her in and treated her as their own. Their adopted children were Blade, Anna, Christopher, Vanessa, Jeremiah, Alexander and now Sin. The one she connected with the most was the love of her life Blade Solistice. Now, after all of the years of hiding she now has to face what she put off doing her whole life, to kill the Royals . But when she meets someone who turns out to be her best friend, who teachs her what it is truly like to be human, she has to choose between saving humankind and killing the people who raised her and were once her family or herself!

Sorry I accidentally rated it as (PG) when I ment to put it as (G) so please don't think of it as a (PG) story because it's not. The story mostly is about the life a young teenage girl who was abused by her family, and wants revenge on them. When she is thrown out of the house she stumbles into an old church where her life takes a turn for the worst or for the best.