idk how to describe this lol? it's a fluffy genderstuck johndave. is that good :?

----- " Two households alike in dignity, in fair Verona where we lay our scene... " Two lovers from feuding families fall in love, and surprisingly don't die at the end. (Normal readers-- this is a yumeship thing, ignore)

" this time baby ill be bulletproof! " -- Vivienne Maybluff has been dead for exactly four months, twenty one days, four hours, and one second. She's still trying to find herself in Hell, attempting to make friends and defend Hell in the process.

Vivienne Montague is sent back in time after an untimely death. She is transported to her favourite book, and it's her job to change the outcome.

" you're the king and baby im the queen of disaster ! " ------ Agent Starfall is Agent Twilight's right hand woman. They do all of their missions together, including STRIX. Starfall notices Twilight is going soft for his fake wife Yor, and Twilight notices Starfall is going soft as well, getting caught in a romance with the enemy's son. Or maybe they aren't, after all, it's just for the mission.

. ݁ ، 𓂃 ⋆ ─ A RANNETT STORY. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢'𝐦 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝. 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐲 would like to chat! 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐲: hi.. 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬: hi again razor!! did you sleep well?? 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 ,, barbara ( @barbsings ) and fans indirectly sets up her two best friends in senior year of high school: razor, the animal-loving insomniac, and bennett, the fun-loving, yet misunderstood youtuber. perhaps, it was each other they were missing. ,, ft. xiangling, xinyan, noelle, chongyun, xingqiu, and fischl. AKA - miraculous: tales of razorbug and bennett noir. 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆! this book contains cussing, dirty jokes, and lots of gen z humor. it is also desig- ned to make you "pretty fucking tired." - completed. ✅

"Can I ask you something?" "Shoot." "This may be a question one would refer to as 'personal'. Is that ok?" "Lay it on me." "Have you ever been with- or ever wanted to be with- a man?"