Ben Shapiro and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are, respectively, the Republican and Democrat nominees for the 2024 election. AOC becomes the Bachelorette on the Political Bachelorette, and Ben is a contestant. Things got heated quickly and, let's just say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument- they fell in love.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

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