may the odds be ever in your favor

A random book about the hateful things in this community.

All eighteen year old Anna Lee wanted was a summer babysitting job. That's exactly what she got when she received a call from someone named Simon requesting a babysitter for his five sons. Who knew that the five boys would be the boy band One Direction? Or that sometimes they'd be babysitting her! (disclaimer: this was written by thirteen-year-old me, don't expect anything fantastic despite the amount of readers)

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Some funny lists I've made up about how to be a creep to the people around you. If you read this, I guarantee that you will laugh at least once or twice. Who knows, maybe I'll inspire you all to channel your inner creep! Enter at your own risk :D

Soon will be a finished collection of one hundred and one girly tutorials. Almost every how-to or tutorial for every teenage girl. If you have any requests in particular, don't hesitate to leave a comment or PM.

Tons of tips to make your life better and easier. Go ahead and read!

*Watty Awards 2013 - Winner of Youtube Celebrities in fanfiction Zoe Sugg and Alfie Deyes are just two teenagers who have fallen in love with the internet and each other. Both have become successful on a well known sight called youtube and are considered Internet famous by many. Wanting to have some privacy under the curious gaze of their millions of subscribers, Zoe and Alfie find it hard to keep their little secret undiscovered. One slip up from their fellow friend Jim Chapman and all hell breaks loose as viewers find out the truth behind the harmless, yet truthful ship. #ZALFIE. Featuring: Zoe Sugg, Alfie Deyes, Marcus Butler, Niomi Smart, Joe Sugg, Caspar Lee, MynamesChai, Sprinkleofglitter, Sawyer Hartman, Dan Howell, Phil Lester, Funforlouis, Tyler Oakley, Troye Sivan, Jim Chapman, Tanya Burr, Jack and Finn and more! *Based on a true story and true events will be included (summer in the city, vidcon etc)*

Part two of my joke book is here! Read my first one and I hope you enjoy! :)