Do you ever wish that you could leave the world you live in? Do you ever wish that you could have a change? Do you ever wish that you could make it all go away? Well today is your lucky day! Welcome to the year 2013, the first year of the zombie apocalypse. I just know you'll love it here. "Filled with pointless action and dry British humour, 'A.R.K.' is a terrible read and you should probably put it down right now." ~ The Times But don't be fooled by the characters' names and faces. Quite a few of them have something from the past that they're fighting against, as well as hoards of the undead. Or was it caused by a raging infection? What exactly is A.R.K.? And what do they do? And why am I asking you these questions? Read on to find out...

His name is Ofori. He is lazy, a glutton and fat. He wants to own his own diary as an expression of his humane traits. But Ofori is a cat. This is the diary Ofori keeps. It is full of his adventures, and it is fun!

You know the story. There's the big bad jock who goes out with the hot cheerleader, and rules the school. He dumps nerds in toilets, and shoves geeks into lockers. Well, here is the true story of the big bad jock. You will not believe it as his life comes apart. He no longer has a hot girlfriend who a nerd steals, nor does he fall in love with some simple girl who's so much more. Nope. This is how it really plays out.

Belle.... is dead. Whats next?

The title says it all! :D

The two books in the I'm Gay, He's Straight series: -I'm Gay, He's Straight. -Kiss Me Like You Did. See inside for full blurbs :)

Orchid, on her sixth birthday, was sent a gift she will never forget. Two friends in the mail by the names of Bill and Tom. Though utterly hypnotized by these dolls, will her imagination get the best of her? Or will she discover that reality is fantasy?