❝Shit Seokjin Says❞ ; a jin pun a day makes you happy all day ; #1 in random // 170603 ; credits to the rightful owners for some of the translations Jin's Dad Jokes ©ultseoks 2016

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

Bob Duncan is breaking into homes for one reason, and he needs to be stopped.

Ayooo wassup guyss? - - - So this book is just a combination of zodiac and kpop. Have a fun time reading it :) - - - *Disclaimer : This book is not a 100% accurate and it's purely just for fun, so please don't take it too seriously. - - - © to Tumblr and myself - - - Started: September 3,2015 Ended: //

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.