"𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐠𝐞." "𝐧𝐨, 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲-𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞. 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲-𝐭𝐰𝐨." "𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐬, 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟!" ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which I can't stop thinking about the Coltland Twins AU!

"𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧." "𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲, 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which things get complicated when jessica stanley dares frankie roman to kiss emmett cullen [ pre-twilight - breaking dawn ]

"𝐮𝐩, 𝐮𝐩, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫." "𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which millie mccall glows in the dark, and clark kent can't get her out of his head. [ david corenswet's 2025 superman ] [ cw team flash ]

"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐨, 𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐥, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐱." "𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧. 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which mike newton's twin sister gets dragged into the world of the supernatural, and the ones that claim to love her do a lot more harm than good. [ TRIGGER WARNINGS for emotional manipulation and heavy mental health issues NOT a why choose poly book for once ]

"𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐲." "𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which a host learns to love when two newcomers find themselves wrapped around her faulty-programmed finger. [ logan delos x ofc & willaim x ofc | pairings may change the more I watch the show, because I'm avoiding spoilers and a little confused ]

"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞." "𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐫𝐲." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which remi drake is a student by day and a dancer by night - never does she think this would lead to gaining the romantic attention of one-half of the fantastic four. [ professor!reed richards | age gaps | mature! | x-men first class characters | so incredibly not canon compliant with any of the marvel universes ]

"𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥." "𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which naomi maverick has to move home in the wake of a tragedy, and a new neighbor has moved in since she's been away. [ dbf ! joel miller | no ellie | no outbreak ! au | never seen tlou | absolutely heinous but legal age gap ]

"𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐈'𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦." "𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐭." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which james potter's new neighbor has him and his friends enamored. [ alive! james and lily PLUS divorced! james and lily ] [ semi-slowburn poly!marauders x oc ]