the story of how luke and ashton fall in love with each other in office cubicles beside each other. in which, luke has a habit of annoying ashton but ashton secretly enjoys it. - "why is there a bear in my office?!" - "why did sarah from accounting run out of your office on fire?" - "police! open up!" - "knock knock." - "did you know that mona lisa didn't have eyebrows?" - [lowercase intended] © 2014-2015 -violence All rights reserved.

❝ i hate christmas ❞ ❝ but not this year ❞ - in which michael hates christmas, calum wants to change his mind and where they fall in love in 24 days [this may be a christmas story but you can read it all year if you're into malum fluff, really] © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

"So I've been nominated for an Oscar," Louis says carefully. If he's called to gloat, Liam doesn't care; proper phone etiquette be damned, he will hang up. He will. "I know," Liam says. "Everyone knows that." "Right," Louis says. "I didn't know if you," he cuts himself off, and if Liam didn't know better by now, he'd say Lou was nervous. "Didn't know if I what?" Liam asks. "If I was awake lately? If I'd blanked it all out? If I'd turned off the internet and lived like a hermit to avoid your name?" "I was going to say, if you remembered me," Louis says, worry and bitter and so, so familiar. "It was a divorce, Lou, not a head injury," Liam laughs. "Of course I remember you."

where luke's mom sells luke at a garage sale as a prank and ashton just so happens to be the buyer. ❝ hey, it's better than ebay, kid. ❞ ▹ © 2016 -violence All rights reserved.

"Every flower has to grow through dirt" [Lilo] All rights reserved 2015®CockyLilo

[Short Story] Where Luke wears nail polish and picks at it when he's nervous to deal with his anxiety. Ashton happens to make him very anxious.

"So you don't have a willy?" [ 1st place in the "Undiscovered Lashton stories" - Bromace Awards 2014 ]

❝nice crown, flower boy.❞ ❝says you, blueberry.❞ Rankings: #891 and #794 in Fanfiction #203 narry

"What kind of lipstick are you wearing?" "Who? Me?" "Yes, you sweetheart." "I'm not- these are their natural color." or in which Harry works at a cosmetic store which Niall pays a visit to. He went to buy lipstick for his girlfriend but ends up meeting a boy with more kissable lips than his girlfriend's. Copyright © All Rights Reserved 2016