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Living Like Sleeping Beauty by Claudiaxcf97
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Sleeping Beauty? Ha! That girl had it easy. My name is Morgan Peters and I fall asleep at random times of the day due to a condition I have called Narcolepsy. And because of my evil grandmother, I'm sent to live in California with my twin brother. So instead of living in a palace in some fairytale land... I get California. And while Sleeping beauty slept for years, I can't control when I sleep. Lastly... Sleeping beauty got Prince Charming... I got Scott Williams. Hot, cocky and a definite heartbreaker. How will a girl who never knew life outside of her comfort zone survive in world that has a new surprise that could knock her off her feet at every corner? Well, who said living a fairy tale was ever easy?
Stand Up (1D - Zayn Malik Fan Fiction) by Liams_Princess
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Violet might just be the happiest person alive—and that's without hot young pop-stars interfering. When Violet keeps literally bumping into THE Zayn Malik, things heat up—but when she has to keep this from all the fans and even her best friend, everything gets complicated. What happens when she starts to get closer and closer to the boys? WRITTEN BY LIAMS_PRINCESS
He's Falling For a Mudblood?! {A Draco Malfoy Love Story} by LoveMeXoXHateMe
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Draco Malfoy is an elitist pure blood. He wouldn't even think to speak to anyone less than that! But when he meets a new girl, his world suddenly start spinning out of control.
Harry Potter: Facebook Conversations by MysticMayhemx
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Just a bunch of Harry Potter online conversations for a few laughs! The title says it all! Check it out all you Potterheads!
Something Like by The_Master
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THEIR COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HAHA THEIR COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HOHO HEHE HAHA TO THE FUNNY FARM WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL ALL THE TIME AND ILL BE HAPPY TO SEE THOSE NICE YOUNG MEN IN THE CLEAN WITE COATS! :3 hello all, this story is some full on multy chaptered crack-fic, but hey, apparently people like it so... Just letting you all know this is pure insanity, if you have a request just comment and i WILL DO IT! trust me, i will >:) but for some it may take a few chapies for it to happen :P Blaze is dead, or so he thought. When a girl from his past arrives at Wammy's, will life as he knows it be turned upside down? who knows, but its gonna be bloody fun to watch... or read... unless you get your magical homeless unicorn to read it to you... BUT LAURA CAAANNNTT COS THEY DONT LIKE HER! KYAHAHAHAHAHAHA :P warning: swearing, mabie sexual references, not sure yet, crappy writing and screecing-ness disclaimer: I OWN DEATH NOTE PEOPLE! I JUST BOUGHT I-*gets handed peice of paper* ...not any more...
Love Thy Enemy (Finished) by Bella1951
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Hermione is back as Head Girl for her 7th year, but she is back without Ron. So when she is forced to room with Head Boy, Draco Malfoy, the hormones are flying. They are supposed to be enemies, but as a new Draco emerges, it gets harder and harder to remember that. Will she fight their growing attraction or give in to it, body and soul, risking everything she holds dear?
Dramione - A Sweet Yet Forbidden Love. by RoseGoldMermaids
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From day one Draco and Hermione fell for one another. The only problem was their secret relationship. Nearing the end of the war when the Dark Lord has the witches and wizards delcare theirselves as his followers Draco turns away from his family to stay with Hermione. How will their lives turn out once the war is over?
His Appointed Wife  by fathy_writes
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"What if the right person is also your Mr. So Wrong?" *** Her lips touched and teased and coaxed him and he felt her touch in every cell and every bone. Soft and supple, her body was around him. Everywhere. She was everywhere. He was hungry for more, but he couldn't break this sweetness. Shy and timid, she kissed like herself. All so innocent, but incredibly passionate. The kiss was gentle, yet also fire. And he couldn't help anymore. He wanted more. He pushed her back gently and her back hit the wall and he pressed himself to her amazing body. "Ah." He thought. "Can I really stay away after this?" "I can't." She thought. ~~~ A guy, a girl, a contract and sizzling sexual tension brewing between them. Is it possible for them to come out of it with zero casualties? ~~~ "I'll give you a place to stay and I'll pay you, all you have to do is to pretend to be my wife for an year, in return. It is that easy." Or is it? With a contract, their deal is filed, signed and sealed with a kiss. Finally, Alexandra will have a home, have someone to back her up in the fight of getting back what is legally hers. Logan will have the revenge he wants against his ex-girlfriend, Stacy. Gambling with the matters of heart is just dangerous. You might hit the jackpot or you will be neck deep in heartbreak. It all depends on the cards that have been dealt to you. And they will both realize it soon enough, when their heart take over their brain. ___
Unpretty by twistedanjie
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In this day and age, what truly defines being normal? What would you do just to fit in? (FIN)
The Replacement Girlfriend by AubreyEatsHearts
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Chase Evans may be a notorious playboy, but he’s always known he’d fall hopelessly in love one day. So when he meets Spanish beauty LaCienega [Lah-cie-Ena-ga] Perez and falls head over, he knows for sure she’s what he’s always been waiting for. Except LaCienega is already engaged by the time he meets her and to none other than his childhood best friend Jace Waite who Chase hasn’t seen since high school graduation. Meanwhile, he meets Krislynn Reimer who has a strange attraction for bad boys and imperfection. She's not interested in the pretty boys who are complete jerks like he is. She wants the real bad boys, the ones with addiction problems, family problems, money problems, woman problems, any problems! It’s her favourite hobby to take them home and put a Band-Aid over their hearts and nurse them back to health. Except when they make a full recovery, they always abandon her and always in the cruellest ways. The two utterly can't stand each other so how in the world did Chase end up as Krislynn's boyfriend and how in the world did Krislynn end up as Chase's maid?