A young pastor Craig summons and imp thinking that it's trying to lure his town into sin. However, upon meeting the summoned imp, Tweek, he realizes that there is so much that he doesn't know about the afterlife. Craig relies on Tweek to tell stories to get the knowledge he desires. This AU is not meant to disrespect any religion. Be aware that some heavy topics and language will be used. Please remember to take into context that this is an alternate universe based off of South Park. Though this story is labelled mature, there is no graphic or sexually explicit content. Also, sorry if the story doesn't flow that well in its written form, as this is meant to be a comic. The comic form is available on my TikTok and Tumblr @azrielthedrawer and on Instagram @sp_egthite_au. I publish once the comic version has completed a chapter. Enjoy :] - 🗄️

Craig Tuckers life is now more boring than hed hoped. Being 16 isnt all its cracked up to be for the guy. His friends are all busy with their own things and him? Nothing but boredom and homework that he doesnt do frequently. But one night, while home alone, he finds something or someONE in his bed. Yes obviously its an alien thats what the cover says just pretend to be surprised when you read it. All art belongs to me unless i say otherwise. Obviously I do not own south park or any of the characters. This is pure fanfiction.

After witnessing the harsh rejections that killed Dip and Bunny, Cartman wouldn't stand for it. He had worked too hard to watch his two favorite not cannon ships crumble. So he decided it was time for another plan. A different plan. One that would maybe possibly lead to.... The end of the world? Maybe, maybe not. Join Eric Cartman as he tells a story not even he can explain! All images belong to me unless I say otherwise. Characters obviously do not belong to me nor the show they come from.

The continuation of "Gay F@gs"!! After ending the world multiple times and going back in time to fix things... Multiple times... Cartman and Kyle finally bring Bunny and Dip to justice! But now that Gay F@gs is over... Cartman wants more. He needs something more... He needs... Some carper licking lesbos to join the picture. Join Cartman as he goes on many crazy adventures, not even he can explain, simply to bring Bebe and her best friend Wendy together! With no demons or brits or immortals or tomatoes to deal with, what could go wrong this time??

Bunny and Dip. Two basic ass ships. Except, they can't really be that basic if THE Eric Cartman ships them can they? Join Cartman in a story pov'ed by him, himself as he finds the most unnatural and world ending ways to bring out the romantic tension between not only Butters and Kenny but Damien and Pip as well. 2 ships in one fanfic! What could go wrong? ~ This is a rewrite of my old fic, "Gay F@gs", from about a year ago. Yes, I know, I am already writing the sequel to this fic but the sequel will be paused for some time while this is rewritten. I needs a nice clean ending and I need it to make just a bit more sense then... The old one. So get ready!! It's gonna get crazy>:]