Hestia Bell, Intelligent, Pretty, Witty and Cunning Sixth Grade Slytherin, has fallen hard and fast for her Potions Professor, Severus Snape. Surprisingly he feels the same way. It would seem that their love is not met without hardship, including a besotted psycho, murderous best friend, Headmaster threatening to tell the ministry, and much more hell than they could ever imagine. Will they ever be able to be together?

As the title says its Bella dissing Edward

The war is over. Voldemort is dead, and slowly, his followers are being captured, and sentenced to life in Azkaban. But things are still dangerous, with the most notorious of Death Eaters still at large. Things aren't as well-off as the Wizarding World would like it. What's worse, they have lost their hero. Realizing that he was the seventh Horcrux, Harry sacrificed himself to destroy Voldemort, leaving his friends, family, and Inima behind. Draco is certain he is gone forever. But when a mysterious woman offers him a chance to bring Harry back, Draco knows he must do whatever it takes. But getting Harry back isn't the only thing he has to worry about. Eager for revenge, his aunt and father have teamed up to destroy him. And the darkness from Harry's past continues to haunt him. Will Draco succeed in bringing Harry back, only to lose him again?

Who is Marilyn Monroe? It is the 1940's when Marilyn becomes a symbol for women's independence. She is a symbol for men's desires. Even in death, she remains every girl's idol, the woman men drool over. She is who girls wish to be and who men wish they had. But outside of all the fame and fortune, there's another side to Marilyn. In there is the shy, insecure girl overwhelmed by sudden success, who idolizes Clark Gable, who had a rough childhood, and who is used by men but can still fall head-over-heels in love. Go back to her time and see how she lived. This is the real Marilyn Monroe's story.

They married for the wrong reasons. He married her for the money and status, while she married him to start over again. It doesn’t really matter why exactly they married, but what happens when he starts to feel something towards his own wife. And what happens when the trouble she left behind catches up with her?

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have lived similar lives, though they never realized it. All their lives, they've asked the same questions, though they never realized it. What do you do when the world turns against you? When your protectors become your betrayers and condemn you? What do you do when your world comes crashing down on you, and the darkness threatens to suck you into its grasp? Is there any hope, any kindness, any light to be found? Can the unloved find love in the unlikeliest of places? Can enemies put aside differences and learn to trust each other through friendship? Will the darkness that lingers eventually be vanquished, or will it claim victory forever? Will you be able to escape the darkness? Is it even possible? Little do they know that these very questions will bring them together on a journey like no other.

You know when you tell yourself that certain things would never happen? Like, gravity being turned off, or coming back from the dead. Well, I was just as certain that one thing would never happen to me. And it actually happened. I fell in love with my boyfriend’s worst enemy. My name is Jane Watson. I am Harry Potter’s girlfriend…and I think I’m falling for Draco Malfoy.