"Have you not seen him? I mean, he doesn't even have to comb his hair and it looks perfect. It's not fair." It could mean anything, really. But a weird inkling made Ron turn around slowly, watching Malfoy and Parkinson sitting down... ~ When Ron overhears a peculiar conversation that could basically only mean one thing, he is clueless how to handle it. Not that it really matters. Harry would never return these... sentiments. Right?

A dare of truth or dare goes wrong.... or did it actually go right? Cover, and characters are not mine- situation is- just don't copy please

Of course Draco enjoyed being complimented by younger guys it proved he was still fresh and gorgeous and marketable and he always thought Harry was being too kind. They were both in their thirties and Harry knew they were both too tired nowadays for a proper shag and that was probably why he was so on edge, but he was still gripping his mug so tightly that he was getting a cramp in his hand. "You seem jealous, Auror Potter." [based on a one shot i really wanted to expand on] || art in the cover by upthehillart ||

Harry Potter has lived for too long in a flat too old, but a major cash shortage has left him with nothing but a creak in his floorboards and a crappy part-time job. He turns to Hermione Granger for help, but she sends him somewhere unexpected: into the capable, very wealthy hands of his former enemy, Draco Malfoy. The two unlikely acquaintances struggle to reach a level of civility, but once it's met, Harry finds himself realizing how grey Draco's eyes really are and that maybe, just maybe, Slytherins aren't so bad after all. (yeah, this is definitely just a bunch of fluff, so minimal plot!! sorry!!! yikes!!) [hey you see that kickass cover????????? that is by skylabyrinth and it's actually a masterpiece]

"You know what I think?" Harry leaned across the table. "I think you're afraid. You don't take risks like us Gryffindors." He scoffed. "Please, you Gryffindors are all wand-waving and no spell." Harry grinned, settling back into his seat. "Not me. I always follow through." "Prove it." Harry stood up and walked around the table. He leaned over Draco, one hand no his chair and the other on the table. Their faces were a mere inch apart, so close that Draco could see flecks of brown in his emerald eyes. "I don't see any follow-through," Draco taunted. And then Harry kissed him. Harry's hands fell to his shoulders so quickly that Draco teetered on his seat. Draco reached up and grabbed Harry's shirt in an attempt to catch his balance which resulted in the two boys falling to the ground with Harry on top. Harry's cheeks were red with embarrassment as he tried to get up. All he managed to do was knee Draco in the leg. Draco put his hands on Harry's hips. "Stop. Let me." In one fluid motion, Draco flipped them around so he was kneeling above Harry. "And for future reference," Draco smirked, bringing his lips down to brush against his. "I'm always on top."

Harry and Draco are in a quite new relationship and have never really gone further than snogging... yeah, you see the problem, two boys, both 18, but with minds of 15 year olds. Anyway, Harry and Draco starts to consider going further in their relationship but is a bit unsure whether to ask each other about it or just go for it... So why not just start tease the other and see where it goes.

Harry and Draco have successfully dated for 2 years, and Harry decides that it's time to come clean about it to his friends. When dinner time with Slytherins and Gryffindors turns into a bet of how the couple got together-Draco and Harry reluctantly divulge the story of how they became Auror partners and then started dating. "You tell the next part." "Hm? No. You're doing just fine," Draco refuted. "But you know the part that happens next; I was barely conscious for most of it!" "Barely conscious? What ever were you doing, Potter?" Blaise questioned in amusement. Harry flushed slightly with a scowl. "Hey, it wasn't MY fault." Post-Hogwarts Drarry!

i dont have anybody to show my Drarry memes so- HERE YOU GO (!Some might be dirty+some swearing) Edit: This is really old btw some of the humor here sucks im sorry)

Draco Malfoy has a strange fascination with Harry Potter that is secretly feeling the same way. Blaise is having a secret relationship. Dean doesn't know why he suddenly feels the entire zoo in his stomach when he sees Seamus.

"𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞" 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐠𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐲 I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY