What happens when you fall into the void, but refuse to die. What's beyond the neverending darkness? Why does everyone simp for those random characters? Why are there so many characters that this author loves? Come here to find out or something, idk¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Zamchu & Swagsquid centric chatfic cause I love them... I guess you could call this the reboot of my other fic, "Our Class is 2025 Will Be Okay" but yeah.. Uploads will be far from regular, I can't keep a schedule :'3 I'll try posting once every week or twice every two weeks.. I'll try, really hard! ^_^ Cross-posted on ao3 (@Starsforrin)

Welcome to a series of Life Series Oneshots! Started - 02/11/24 Ended - 08/31/24 I only ship the Minecraft personas. Not their real life selves. I do NOT write smut. There will be trigger warnings on any of the chapters if needed. This is my first ever oneshot book so sorry if it's bad!

Just some Hermitcraft incorrect quotes. There may be swearing in some of the quotes and the hermits will probably be ooc. There will be ships in this book. Also, I only ship the minesonas' not the real life people. Non of the quotes are mine I get them all online. I hope you enjoy! Started: 30/9/2020

just some incorrect quotes to help me get used to publishing on wattpad again and because i find them hilarious. -Marked complete, might be updated randomly if I feel like it-

fWhip wakes up one morning and finds a strange device. Being fascinated by machinery, he fiddles with the buttons and turns it on. The device shows him a messaging 'app', confusing fWhip. He finds it similar to their comms and sees the names of people he knows, and people he doesn't. Curious, he sends a message. 〔 fWhip 〕 Hello? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Now also available on Chatie!

Lizzie had just won the crown from Joel's gameshow and has decreed that everyone shall only eat cake. Gem tries her best to follow the decree, but soon gets tired of the same cake, and the lack of nutritional content in cake is making itself known as people get weaker and weaker. Gem tries to find a way to make new, better types of cake the only way she knows how... Magic. She succeeds, but before she can share her new edible discovery, a certain brother distracts her and the spell goes haywire, summoning a portal underneath Gem. Gem falls with her staff and grimoire into a new world, leaving the empires with no idea on how to get her back. Gem is alone... ----------------------------------------------- Now also available on Ao3!