Ed and Al now have their bodies back. Ed and Winry aren't together anymore but Winry is now with Al. Ed has no clue until after he pays a visit to a certain someone...

A love right angle. Boneless chicken wings from B-Dubs. And lots and lots of life sized animal sculptures. Joke fic written about friends! Sequel currently being published!! Peaked at 1 on satirical!!

How long do you expect to survive when these two brilliant killers come together?