An unfortunate series of mishaps during sexy time with Sasuke. First person.

(HIGHEST RATING: #1 in Naruto) "Sairen are known for being incredibly aggressive and protective when the time calls for it. Back when the Third Shinobi War was going on, the Sairen were the clan that everyone tried their damn best to avoid. They were the ones that gave the Bloody mist such a bad reputation, the ones that fueled fear into the hearts of their enemies. The Sairen clan are ruthless and bloodthirsty when fighting.-" Asuma shakes his head and takes out a cigarette, lights it, and takes a drag before continuing. "They are just as, if not more formidable than the Uchiha. Specializing in sound-induced Genjutsu that will immobilize and kill you within moments, they're terrifying. They can kill you in an instant. If you hear even the song of a bird or the sound of a cricket, you can already be royally screwed, for you have no clue if it's nature making the sounds or a Sairen. The key is? You have to find them before they find you. otherwise you don't stand a bloody chance against them. It's like a trap you see. One Sairen will sing, while the other will sneak up behind and kill you before you can react. -" Asuma lets out a humourless laugh as he watched Shizukana and Hikaru dodge a water Jutsu. " Try and cover your ears? You can no longer sense them, or hear them coming. In which they can silently come in and kill you. Unless you're an Uchiha, Hyuuga, or Sensor Ninja, there's almost no way to escape. Sairen are marked as 'flee on sight' In the bingo book for a reason kid, *laughs* that's if you can run away before they catch you.-" ((Completed: April, 27th, 2018.)) _______________________________________________________ I do not own Naruto, and I do not own and Media or pictures that I may put on my book unless stated otherwise.

(SEQUEL TO "SILENCE IS A DEADLY THING") Two years have passed since the day of her trial Two years have passed since she revealed her secret to her closest friends. Two years since her clan divided into the hand full that hated her, and the rest that supported her. Two years is a long time for a Shinobi like Shizukana Sairen. She has grown to be formidable, and much like her skills, her life has gone from being weak to being something worthwhile. Still, she thought she was done, thought that her suffering from the years prior were over and done with. How terribly terribly wrong she was. Her suffering has only just begun. Started: June, 20th, 2018 --------- DISCLAIMER! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO SHIPPUDEN! I ONLY OWN THE ORIGINAL STORYLINE AND ANY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS!!

Basically, daily life for the oh-so-fabulous Sasuke. Based off of the new Naruto movie: Road to Ninja. And, as you can so obviously tell, Sasuke is fab.

[Sasuke Uchiha X Reader] [Modern AU]: The process of infatuation consists of five stages: The butterfly stage, in which one receives the first sip of attraction. Ignorance, quite blatant the denial of growing feelings. It is shortly followed by jealousy; the old hag in one's neck, which leads to problem after problem. The realization and fear of loss, until love-so rare because the infatuation is one to shatter right after the fourth; if you enter the fifth, you are not just infatuated, but undeniably in love. The question mark stands: will Sasuke and [name] get to the fifth stage? * I wrote this fic when I was a teenager who barely spoke two words English. There are errors in spelling, maybe some grammar mistakes, too. The plot is also not the best. It isn't terrible. But I know I can do better than that. If you can overlook a couple of errors and a cliche plot, I'm sure this will keep you entertained for maybe a couple hours or so.

Hitomi Taki is planning on being one of the greastest Shinobi there ever was. She won't let anything get in her way. Not even fluffy bunnies. She has no intentions on falling in love, ever! In fact she doesn't even seem to believe in it. It's just a worthless emotion. But a certain Uchiha seems to think otherwise. Can she resist him? Will the personaliy differences clash? Hitomi never even liked him, so why is she feeling this way now? Will she be able to become that great Shinobi? Will she actually give in to her feelings or rid herself of them? As he tries to avenge his clan she tries to desperately get a hold of herself to be the best. All is fair in love and war. >>First Book of Three<< Second: Forsaken Innocence Third: Ardent Acquisition

Rin Suzuki pays it no extra thought when she wakes up in an unfamiliar forest, alone. This is almost normal; her dad is an eccentrically abnormal person, for such a famous multi-millionaire in America. She cruises through the strange environment until she realizes: this is not one of her dad's usual pranks. It can't be-- he's gone. She learns to adapt. She makes friends. She makes enemies. She grows stronger. She becomes a shinobi. Through all the trials, Rin finds herself at home in the unfamiliar village. And in Konohagakure, she unexpectedly finds herself. *I do NOT own Naruto or this picture!

"To break ones faith is a sin that not even god himself could forgive." :: Hatake Kakashi x OC ( This book is in the same universe and connected to 'Haven | Senju Tobirama' )

Orochimaru never became a missing-nin. The Fourth Hokage still stood tall. There was no Uchiha Massacre. The Akatsuki never existed. Madara never became a problem. What could go wrong in such a perfect world? Sakura Haruno had always been alone, and at thirteen, she abandoned Konoha. She had to run from her past, but what exactly would wait for her in her future? @NarutoWattyAwards 2014 Third Place Winner in the General Naruto Category! *Written from 2013-2015*

SEQUEL TO NERDY She left him heartbroken. She left him behind. He resented her. And now, she's back. cover - @MissMarple28 [ from my Quotev account, @ riyadesu ]