You can request anything. I'll do smut and basically anything.

I don't even know if I'm doing this to be ironic or if I actually want this so here it is anyways.... also most likely will include all the pythons /except/ Terry G because he doesn't deserve his rights

Not sure how many will be here, but creating a place for myself (maybe others too) to put short imagines. I will say, that a number of them may be on the smuttier side.

I do not own anything related to John Cleese or Monty Python. This is just a love (w/some smut) story that is all in fun! Not decided on how long it will be or where the plot will turn, so enjoy the ride and input is welcome :)

***PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING*** Greetings! Welcome to my very first attempt at a *schmutty* fic, or any fic whatsoever for that matter. I chose to write this one for John Cleese because it just seemed fitting ? I think ¿ (I don't really know why) *Warnings*: -EXTREMELY MATURE CONTENT 18+ -smut (it's absolutely sinful and filthy and I sincerely apologize for it) -oral (female receiving) -unprotected sex -horrendous language (my apologies, again, it seemed fitting at the time)

🛡Hello, Stuffy English Knnnn-igits!🛡 I've ✨finally✨ hopped halfway back on the writing wagon. I had a couple ideas circulating, but this one stuck out the most for me. The others are on the back-burner, though, I promise. *Warnings* -a smidgen of angsty self-doubt speak -a sprinkling of sensual speak -mostly fluff *Notes* -I chose Mike for this because the descriptions of thought processes and actions fit him, I thought. He's such a genuine sweetheart. -I had smut in the back of my mind for this, but decided it wasn't really necessary to include for the story. -I wasn't sure how to end this one, so it's very vague and general. My apologies. 😅

Every chapter is a short fic of one of our Pythons Some may include mature scenes👀 ~~ONGOING~~ More fics coming soon!

Imagines about those daft Python's ~requests open~