Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

──────── 𝙎𝙀𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙄𝙉 y/n was a vain and spoiled, but ultimately well-meaning girl. she had a rich stern lawyer father, who taught her how to argue her way, would it be the same at south park?

(𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚,) 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙩 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡, 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙠, 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙤, 𝙙𝙪𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙟𝙤𝙗, 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙤. (𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚) 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙣'𝙩.. 𝙀𝙭𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮. 𝙈𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜-𝙗𝙪𝙩, 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙪𝙣𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧.

𝘓𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘢 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘰? 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘶𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦. 𝘚𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴, 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺, 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦, 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭, 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦... 𝘎𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘰... 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵? 𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳. (this is my first story guys i hope yall enjoy c':)

"ᴄᴀsʜ ʀᴜʟᴇs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴄ.ʀ.ᴇ.ᴀ.ᴍ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ, ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ ʙɪʟʟ, ʏ'ᴀʟʟ" south park various x oc!fem In which 16 year old nikki jenkins moves to a small town called south park after issues at her last school. hoping things will be better here, she walks into her new life with her head held high. will she be able to start again? things are going well yet she finds herself falling back into her old habits. Or In which Nikki Jenkins, 16, moves to South Park trying to start over, but quickly gets pulled into the town's chaotic teenage drama especially involving the boys.

❝ 𝐇𝐄𝐘, 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋? ❞ ‎ ‎ ━━━━ ‎ 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 [y/n] [l/n] had to move back to southpark after leaving due to personal problems. what she didn't expect was to be popular in a short amount of time, or for new problems to arise. let's hope it goes well for her. SOUTHPARK X FEM!READER ━━ # PUBLISHED, 28.07.2024 ━━ # COMPLETED, 20.09.2025

「South Park X gender--neutral Reader」 " what's my type? cute cashiers! " ╰┈➤ 𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯,(Y/N), a high school student from North Park who settles on a job in South Park, finds themselves catching the hearts of many. Along with misadventures, friends and even exes. ⋆｡°✩ TW!: this story includes smoking, cursing, alcohol, some suggestive themes, angst, fluff, and topics of bad family relationships, abuse, and things of that nature! ☆

"𝐝𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐚?" 𝑰𝑵 𝑨 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫 𝑾𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 y/n l/n goes on a midnight walk because she had things on her mind. she bumps into a guy. a blonde who finds interest in her. They start talking and become so called 'besties'. They go behind his girlfriends back and do some thing's. well that's until she pieces up the puzzle. OR 𝑰𝑵 𝑨 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫 𝑾𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 Kenny McCormick was going home after his walk and bumped into a girl. after talking for a while he starts to find interest in her. he invites her to a party and....you know. They start calling each other 'bestie' and go behind his girlfriends back. some shit happens "𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭? 𝐒𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐝𝐞

「South Park X Female Reader」 "she's even prettier than last year!" ╰┈➤ 𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯, (Y/N) Vincely is a girl failure. no matter how many hobbies she tries, how she dresses or how she applies makeup. but now that the teenage girl is in high school, things start to change for her. ⋆｡°✩ TW!: this story includes smoking, cursing, alcohol, some suggestive themes, angst, fluff, and topics of murder, death , abuse, and things of that nature! ☆ COVER NOT MINE! (off of Pinterest)

you're amongst one of the most popular girls at south park high; a cheerleader, a social butterfly and a certified party lover. sadly though, math tests aren't physically capable of succumbing to your charm. so what happens when to pass the school year, you're forced by your math teacher to get tutored by kyle broflovski-the smartest kid in your class? ✩✩✩ 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒: a female reader, aged up characters, alternate high school universe, very ooc south park lol, swearing, mentions of drugs/alc, suggestive content. cover photo art credits to: @bloodybunny_3 on pinterest!