Desiree McClain, is an internationally known supermodel and trophy wife to the most well paid and well respected attorney in the state of California, Matthew McClain. Desiree has a secret interest. Women. As Desiree's sex addiction spirals out of control, her secret interest isn't so secret anymore. It's what you do It's what you see I know if I'm haunting you You must be haunting me It's where we go It's where we'll be I know if I'm on to you, I'm on to you On to you, you must be on to me My haunted lungs Ghost in the sheets I know if I'm haunting you You must be haunting me My wicked tongue Where will it be? I know if I'm onto you I'm on to you On to you, I'm on to you On to you, you must be on to me You want me? I walk down the hallway You're lucky The bedroom's my runway Slap me! I'm pinned to the doorway Kiss, bite, fuck me

"Calum?" I whispered. "Mmhmm?" He hummed into my neck. "I'm glad I got to start over with you."

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He told her he was a fan. They became friends. She told him everything. He fell for her. I guess you shouldn't believe everyone you meet online... They could be Calum Hood. (#1 in 5sos May 2020) PLEASE READ THIS REMINDER: This was written in 2013, I was 17, Cal was 17, therefore my mc is 17.

Calum believes that he's got everything a guy could ever wish for: popularity, a band with his best friends, and pretty girls in his high school swooning over him. He always thinks that whatever Calum wants, Calum gets. But of course, nothing stays the same. It all started when a girl named Kristen bumped and crashed into his life and asked him to pretend as her boyfriend for a month. Calum knew it would be nothing but a stupid deal until that stupid little thing started changing every single thing about what he always believes in. He woke up one day realizing three things. One, not everything he believed in is always true. Two, he knew something in his life was missing. And lastly... He's sure as hell that he's not pretending anymore. * Published: September 2013 Completed: March 2014 Status: Major Editing

{C O M P L E T E D} "I like the curly haired one. Harry." Presley Davis had no idea that sentence would change her life. She had gotten famous over a YouTube video she did as a dare. Now shes making many videos and has a lot of fans. But what she doesn't know is that shes got her own stalker. Harry Styles. What will happen when these two cross paths? {Undergoing major editing}

BEST FANFIC SERIES 2018 - @thefanfictionawards Book 2 of the Lush Trilogy (completed ✓) - Rewritten in 2025 | Continuation of Moulin Rouge (Lush Seduction) | In a desperate attempt to protect himself, Harry Styles makes a dangerous choice by rekindling a risky alliance with William Purdy. Transforming back into the cold, avaricious club owner he once was, he shatters the heart of the one woman who saw beyond his hardened exterior - Vicky West. Tired of his indifference and the broken heart she carries, Vicky confronts Harry, ready to walk away and finally move on from what they had. But letting go is far more challenging than she expected, as her heart still belongs to the man he used to be. When Harry deeply regrets the choices he has made, he is determined to win her back. But as they face old wounds and new trials, one question remains: can their love survive the reckoning, or is it already too late? WARNING: Mature content. All Rights Reserved by @Butterflytattoo Fanfiction #18

"cause you know I love the players, and you love the game" cover by @/selfconfessed :)

"long story short, i hated calum hood." (cover by elle)

The first 51 chapters are all from Tumblr (except for the imagines) and full credit goes to their owners! But I am now going to start writing my own, so inbox me any ideas you have! I also have an Imagine Book (requests currently closed) if you'd like an imagine, because I no longer do imagines in this book. On a side note: if you're an author of a preference I've used and wish for it to be taken down just inbox me and I'll happily do so! Skylar xx