Ralph oneshots anybody? ;) I will [attempt] to write ANYTHING you ask for! No limits! Let's let our minds wander, as well as our hands... whoa, bring it back a notch. It really can be anything you want. Anything from steamy make out sessions, fluffy little balls of fluff, or maybe even have Ralph as the father of your child! (one of my fantasies. It's adorable) Take your pick of Ralph movie characters, or, have him in his glorious self! My first attempt at this, so be nice. :)

Ralph Fiennes One-Shot “Katie….” He groaned into my mouth, pulling away fractionally, our lower bodies still pressed together but our lips separated a few precious inches “Tell me to stop. Tell me to get my hands off you and to get the hell out of this room, or I swear I won’t be able to do so” “I don’t want you to” I whispered, leaning in to kiss the tender spot just underneath his jaw, his beard tickling my cheek. “You should, Katie. You’re drunk…..and one of Josephs little friends” he gritted, a muscle in his jaw ticking when I pressed every curve of my body against the entire length of his. The night air was chilly and I felt goosebumps erupt over my body as I tried to snuggle in closer to him, enjoying his bodily warmth. “Stop calling me Katie” I chided, tongue teasingly darting out to nick his earlobe, causing him to hiss “I stopped being ‘little’ a long time ago…..”

In this sequel to Inglourious Romance, Christoph and Amaya are reunited in Los Angeles after several months apart. However, Christoph's newfound fame is quickly taking off, and with fame comes new challenges. The couple quickly find that life in the limelight is sometimes not all it's cracked up to be. Weeks and months at a time are spent apart, women fawn over Christoph's charming personality, the Paparazzi has developed an interest in him, and the realities of loving a foreigner make Christoph and Amaya's relationship a challenge. Will their love be enough to weather the changes?

In this completely AU RP-turned-fanfic involving everyone's favorite Austrian actor, Amaya Thomas is a freelance concept artist/occasional set worker who draws scenes for Inglourious Basterds. She is sent to work on-location in Germany where she meets the not-yet-famous Christoph Waltz. Christoph seems to have some sort of fascination with her that she does not understand. He is everything Amaya could ever want in a man, but could he really feel the same about her? Or is it destined to fizzle out as nothing more than a fling? Disclaimer: This fic is set in an alternate universe and is actually an on-going RP on Tumblr with my fabulous friend, Nikki. In this verse, Christoph is still Christoph, but his personal history has some differences. This is just an rp/fic meant solely for entertaining the imagination.