River and the Doctor are finally at a point in their time stream where they are both married. Unfortunately for the Doctor, his father-in-law can be very protective of his not-so-little girl. And he has a pointy sword. But how complicated will things get when they meet Rose, Martha, Jack Harkness, and a variety of others? Not to mention the amount of danger faced on something as simple as a honey moon.... Read for plenty of fluff, awkward moments, and a surprise! (The beginning chapters aren't all that good, ok? I'm pretty sure I've immensely improved my writing skills since I wrote those. I promise, it gets better as you read.) Cover by ThaliaGrace3214 These stories are based on characters and situations created and owned by BBC and Steven Moffat. No money is being made from them and no infringement is intended.

River Song on her Archaeology excavations gets under arrest and appears on market place; with slaves... How much will she cost? and who can afford her? Where is she going to end up? Will the Doctor safe her? I don't own Doctor who or the main characters in the story. All rights go to Doctor who,BBC.

River song is having a tough time trying to get the Doctor over the lose of the Ponds. She needs to let her walls down just this once. She needs a Doctor. But will he be there when she needs him the most? Madame Vastra, Jenny Flint, Strax (Sontaran), The Doctor, River Song, The Dream Lord and Nurse Hame (Novice Hame). Also the Nightmare man from the Sarah Jane Adventures.