Just a silly rant on what bothers me about Naruto fanfics.

Ezmei, the not-so-known Village Hidden in the Mountain's prized possession. I mean, that is to be expected when she is the daughter of the two most powerful voodooist alive, who's grandparents founded the very village they live in, right? Right. Hm, what will the poor village do when Ezmei betrays them and leaves without stating why? Well, they can't really do anything considering Ezmei has started an organization of young voodooist just like her, and are traveling for an unknown goal. This small secret organization, however, does make our beloved Akatsuki curious. Thinking the organization's goal will somehow get tangled in with the Akatsuki's goal, Deidara and Sasori are sent to get rid of them. What Sasori and Ezmei don't know, though, is that the mild rivalry they obtain during their first encounter can, and possibly will, growing into something much stronger.

Okay so this is a book about what would happen if I was in the Akatsuki but mostly just random stories. so I’ll give info on the character and stuff. So I think the first ch will be how I arrive and then just random stories for then on out, there might be bit that go into the mane plot but not very often. I don’t own Naruto or anything. :D enjoy the stories Hit_It_Bitch---

Tsuki is a Kunoichi of Konoha with a twisted past that torments her all the time, she doesn't sleep, she doesn't show her right eye, she doesn't like her clan and she doesn't know the reasons behind it. What she does know is she's insane with a depressed best friend, a hyperactive blonde, a hormonal pinkette and the voice in her head as her team under the man who found her as a child . . . now she's beginning to wonder is she really is twice cursed or just plain unlucky.

[Formerly Crimson Thread] There are very few things in life that Fuyu Kohana could confidently say she truly cares about. Orphaned and ostracized, she was born with nothing to lose, and everything to gain. However, as she embarks on a journey with her newfound family, she must face the demons and their tempests looming in the horizon. And with each step, stride, and leap, Kohana will have to learn of love's place in the shadows of a harrowing and remorseless world order. Disclaimer #1: I do not own the image used for the cover of the story. Credits go to the artists behind the lovely anime, Mawaru Penguindrum

As usual, Naruto is hell bent on bringing his old teammate back and reforming the still broken team. After a failed mission to bring him back…again, our group find themselves returning back to their village to go about their usual schedule of life. But what happens when a group of crazy, rogue shinobi begin tampering with the very fabrics of space? Well, it’s sure to cause more trouble for our heroes and their village than they first believe it to be, especially when our heroes are sent into a dimension filled with more dangers than their own. There will be action! There will be suspense! There will be drama! And perhaps, some romance for one of our favorite heroes! Enter Samantha, a twenty-five year old woman with a criminal past and an over-protective Doberman. She'll do all she can to keep her past behind her and Kakashi and his team in the dark. But can she help them without revealing the life she lead in the past and having them pass judgment on her? The Red Bands Gang along with the new 'muscle' added to their group will definitely make it hard for her to do. Master Ryu and Officer Daniel will also make things difficult for her as she helps the lost group of shinobi adapt to their new surroundings and tries to help them find a way back home.

Catch up with Klaus and Sky, in the sequel of 'His Unmarked Territory.' - - XD Enjoy.

Ulquiorra and Mai finally have everything going right for them 16 years later, they have a beautiful daughter by the name of Airi. Oh, her and Luppi were attached at the hips. He would do anything for the female. He loved her with all her heart, but she happened to have her eye caught on Grimmjow, the cocky, ass hole who uses people. The decisions she has to make aren't easy, especially for her age...

Fourteen year old Akane and her two best friends, Austin and Holly, are watching Naruto when, all of the sudden, the TV starts to act a little differently than usual. Putting her past behind her, Akane tries to live her life the best she can in this new world... But there's a twist! When they leave the Naruto world to go back to their world, all they do is pass out - but what will Akane, Austin, and Holly think about all the pain they feel going back to the Naruto World? Will they get tired of it and find a way to stop going back and forth from their world to the Naruto World, or will they overcome it and continue their lives as important ninja's in Konoha? Follow Akane and her friends on an awesome journey filled with pain, sorrow, and friendship. Shall we? ~ SasukeXOC fanfic. I do not own Naruto. All characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto,

Tsuyu, a ninja from another world dies and finds herself in another world with a bunch of strange people around. Aizen's plan is to use her in the upcoming war against the Soul Society. The question is, will she be useful to his plans.