Humour
10 stories
Choosing A Mate by DiverseFortress
DiverseFortress
  • WpView
    Reads 1,251
  • WpVote
    Votes 52
  • WpPart
    Parts 1
To become the next 'Head of Clans' Sasuke must take a mate. All the candidates need to do, is pass all 3 of his tests. Too bad for Sakura, she's not competent in the theory or practical aspects of the underworld, as she learns the hard way.
Silk and Flower  by _bing_bing
_bing_bing
  • WpView
    Reads 1,627
  • WpVote
    Votes 23
  • WpPart
    Parts 4
"It's me dobe" "Teme!" Naruto held Sasuke shoulders crying anime tears "I'm glad to know what happened to you after I ended here.." Naruto stop his rumbling as he look at Sasuke more closely. "At least Madara isn't your brother" This has some intense moments so don't read it if you're not into that. 4 out of 4 chapter's Part 1
Detention. (snapexreader) by slythheart2
slythheart2
  • WpView
    Reads 347,077
  • WpVote
    Votes 7,207
  • WpPart
    Parts 24
Detention miss Wilson for threatening a student " "But .." "After the feast! Don't. Be . Late " She gulped and nodded "Use your words miss y/n " " Yes professor sir "... ⚡⚡also I'm known of providing explicit sexual contents to the readers in my fanfictions so if you don't like, i will be putting warnings .. So it's a really smutty fanfiction Also Harry Potter is owned by jk Rowling but I proudly announce that I own the plots #1 alanrickman ( two times) #3 Fredandgeorge #4 Severus #3 AlanRickman #16 FredandGeorge #16 severusxreader #3 severusxreader #1 professorsnape #1 Severusxreader ..... WHAT !!!! 😧😧
1 Year (Kakashi x reader - Enemies to Lovers) by ad_hiii
ad_hiii
  • WpView
    Reads 182,186
  • WpVote
    Votes 4,588
  • WpPart
    Parts 30
KAKASHI X FEM! READER **THIS IS AN 18+ FIC, NO CHILDREN PLEASE** Y/N: When my brother Shisui was murdered, I was pulled out of the Anbu by the third Hokage and hidden away in the shadows. My only task? Learn all that I could to protect Konoha. I became a sponge and soaked up as many jutsu's and knowledge I could before becoming an advisor for the Fifth Hokage, Tsunade-Sama. I was by her side through out the 4th great ninja war and fell in love with the duty's that came with being an advisor. When it was time to become the Sixth's Hokage's lead advisor, I was excited. It was a new time, no war, it was a time of peace. Too bad he gave me no peace, I don't know what I did to him but if he thinks i'll stand down, he's got another thing coming. Kakashi: I never thought i'd ever become Hokage but when Tsunade-Sama praised about her advisor that would become the leader of my team, I agreed to the job. I shouldn't have because when she walks into my office all the blood left my head and traveled south. How am I suppose to lead a whole village when all I want to do is see what she hides under her clothes? This is an enemies to lovers story. Close proximity, office romance. This will be a cute, shortish story, I hope you enjoy it :) What happens when two people who can't stand each other have to work together for a whole year? I DO NOT OWN THE PLOT OR CHARACTERS OF NARUTO This is a work of fiction and the plot is completely mines. WILL CONTAIN: Sexual content Explicit language Mentions of alcohol, blood, fighting Enjoy :)
Murmuring Meows [A BakuDeku Fanfic] by Alyx_Astrophel
Alyx_Astrophel
  • WpView
    Reads 129,450
  • WpVote
    Votes 3,902
  • WpPart
    Parts 19
【🄲🄾🄼🄿🄻🄴🅃🄴🄳】 A bet was made between Class 1-A on a faithful night. Losing hope of winning the game, Midoriya forfeited and he had to face his punishment. Who would have thought that leaving the dorm would lead to an accident? An accident where he took form of a cat. Started in: April 26, 2020 Ended in: May 21, 2022 I do not own any of the BNHA characters but it will have my original characters! UPDATE: Tysm for the 5.64 k reads and 301 votes! Every single one counts!! '・ᴗ・'
I'm a fox? by wwaattttaadd
wwaattttaadd
  • WpView
    Reads 429,718
  • WpVote
    Votes 12,891
  • WpPart
    Parts 42
Charlotte can't wait to turn 18 and shift. She has been promised to become the packs trainer, an honourable position to have. However when the shift goes wrong her alpha wants her blood. Can she escape. What will she do without a pack? Adam is the alpha of the moonlight pack and needs to find his Luna. But what will he think when she isn't a normal wolf. Will he allow her to be a Luna? Rated: #1 in #save me #1 in shapeshifter #4 in #completed #4 in #wolf
Running from Leo by Miss_whts_her_name
Miss_whts_her_name
  • WpView
    Reads 1,517,279
  • WpVote
    Votes 60,366
  • WpPart
    Parts 71
"You seriously thought that you will jump from the window and escape?" "Yes." "Tsk. Tsk. That's so sad, but I guess you didn't think that you'd land straight on my back, didn't you?" My breath hitched when I heard the gun click in the darkness. "N-No. I didn't." ------------------------------------------------------------- Amelia had everything planned in her life; Graduate highschool with her friends, get a degree from the community college and open her dream restaurant, but her plans came crashing down when a short walk to her friend's house for a sleepover turned into her worst nightmare. Thrown into a world full of guns, blood and drugs, she gets kidnapped, sold and shipped to another country in less than 24 hours. . . . . . Leonardo Agostini doesn't care about anything. Being the heir of Italian mafia, he has the power, looks and women at his feet. With his father on the verge of retirement, he determines to have the whole mafia at his feet as soon as he takes over. But what would happen when a woman actually falls on top of him instead of his feet? [AMBY AWARDS 2022 WINNER - HUMOR CATEGORY] [Featured in @humor profile - Isn't it romatically funny?] [Featured in @humor profile - Dark Comedy] #1 in HUMOR!! (30/11/2020) #1 in ESCAPE!! (02/12/2020) #1 in RUNNING!! (03/12/2020) #1 in FUNNY!! (23/11/2021) #4 in MAFIA!! (19/11/2022) #24 in ROMANCE!! (21/11/2022)
Quiet Not Innocent | ✔︎ by bluejaynoodles
bluejaynoodles
  • WpView
    Reads 2,965,392
  • WpVote
    Votes 117,776
  • WpPart
    Parts 52
"You look good wearing my last name." My jaw slacks open and the bell rings then, him smiling a lopsided grin before grabbing his bag and strutting out of the room. »»----- -----«« When Aspen Wilson's father passes away, she must go live with her mother 1,000 miles away and confront her about what happened 5 years ago when they got separated. She has a simple goal to ignore her guardians, finish senior year of school, and go back to her small town, but those plans are quickly flipped upside down by old secrets and a certain quiet boy at her new school who isn't as innocent as he seems. Saint Black was the kid everyone ignored. He was quiet, private, and alone with his books most of the time. He never paid attention to his school or his classmates, but when a new girl comes to town, he can't help but be drawn to her. A bad history with females and a secret he can't afford anyone to find out, he knows he's playing a risky game. But for her, it's worth it. »»----- -----«« HIGHEST RANKS: #1 in doodle #1 in quietboy #1 in humor #1 in funny #1 in cute romance
Hijacked Hero (completed) by HayleyScatterdale
HayleyScatterdale
  • WpView
    Reads 68,482
  • WpVote
    Votes 2,528
  • WpPart
    Parts 94
Since their high school days, Katsuki and Izuku have been in an ongoing competition with each other. Both want to top the Pro Hero rankings. When they corner the villain Overhaul, the question of who is number one finally seems to be settled, until Izuku collapses in the middle of the fight for some inexplicable reason. Shocked, Katsuki discovers that his childhood friend is not a beta as assumed, but an omega. Even more so, one who is just caught off guard by his heat. Katsuki is distracted by Izuku's pheromones and Overhaul overpowers him. Instead of continuing to fight, the villain grabs the green-haired pro hero and disappears with him without a trace. It is not until two years later that the kidnapped Izuku is recovered. His once radiant smile seems to have faded forever. _______ This story is an alternate storyline with characters and references to the world of My Hero Academia. These still belong to the author. I borrow them for my entertainment and combine them with the Omegaverse. The interpretation as well as the development of the story spring from my mind and are, in these words, my own. Likewise, the cover image is only borrowed. I have not been able to find credits for it, unfortunately. Anyone who can give them to me, please do so. It fit so insanely well ... Boyslove - so only something for lovers of this genre. Don't like it? Don't read it. In the prologue, Izuku and Katsuki are 21 and 22, then 23 and 24 as the story progresses. Trigger warnings: Sexual content, harsh language, violence, trauma, flashbacks, blood, death, murder, mention of rape, sexual abuse/molestation, mentions of attempted suicide. Should you not be comfortable with any of these themes, this story is not for you. This story is quite dark, yet I would love for you to get into it. :-)
Death Is My BFF (Book 1 Original Series) by katrocks247
katrocks247
  • WpView
    Reads 21,677,624
  • WpVote
    Votes 765,361
  • WpPart
    Parts 55
Watty Award Winner 2011) *ORIGINAL SERIES* This is the first book of the Original Death Is My BFF Series, which won the Watty Awards in 2011! *** Death came knocking at her door. Well actually, he pounded. Faith Williams has always been a little odd, but never before did she think she was one of a kind. Enter Death, the legendary, sadistic, and irresistible Grim Reaper who sparred Faith's life when she was a child. The more she tries to resist him, the more he's popping up in her life and turning it entirely upside down. Death is dangerous with a dark past and a thirst for revenge, and Faith Williams is slowly becoming unable to resist his power over her. Who is the man under the hood? What does he want with her? Most importantly, why the hell does he have a name for his scythe? ** This is the FIRST of the DIMBFF series. *** Fan Made Book Cover uses image from = michellemonique on Deviantart.com! http://michellemonique.deviantart.com/ MY WRITING PAGE! Please join! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kat-aka-katrocks247-from-Wattpad/208740202517075