"Sir, it's not healthy of you to do that." "But it feels so good though..." "That is what an average alcoholic would say when asked to stop drinking, please respectfully get your shit together." ────୨ৎ──── Being a therapist is not for the weak minded, and sure as hell a lot more difficult when having sessions with literal world leaders. At least you're getting paid? ────୨ৎ──── Warnings⚠︎: ❥Countryhumans, yes there's mentions of OLD COUNTRIES ❥Half chatfic ❥Crackfic ❥Silly fluffy, maybe some angst but not too heavy.

Before you had a stalker. You've had a normal life, a stable job, happy and healthy family. You were beautiful/handsome

━ 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃, I make fun of CH stereotypes.. and spice it up with a little bit of hell. ( countryhumans x gender neutral reader ) ═════════════════════════ ' 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙔 𝙎𝙐𝙀 ' an idealized character who is either talented at everything or loved by everyone, has lacking flaws, and may even have a tragic backstory. The people that despises the said mary sue will get a negative impact later on. ═════════════════════════ You hated her. She made up rumors about you that wasn't even true. And almost everybody hated you. but why do you care? Your gonna make a plan to stop this. ... 𝘰𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥'𝘷𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰. 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙖 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖. ═════════════════════════ [ ART BY ME . DON'T STEAL DIPSHITS ] 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒 = 𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 = 𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃 = 𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐍 Ⓒ𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 • 𝟏 - 𝟐𝟐 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 = 𝟒𝟕𝐊+ 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒 - • 𝟏𝐊 𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 : 𝟏𝟓𝐊 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖𝐒 ✔ • 𝟐𝐊 𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 : 𝟐𝟖𝐊 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖𝐒 ✔ • 𝟑𝐊 𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 : 𝟒𝟑𝐊 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖𝐒 ✔ ━━ 𝘕𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘰. 𝘴𝘵𝘧𝘶

It all began with a sketchbook full of drawings of a fandom you really liked, but one day, you somehow found yourself in a strange lucid dream that will first be seen as harmless. ...but what if it wasn't? (English is not my first language, and it's my first story, sorry for any mistakes)

~In which a normal human meets the literal Countryhumans 💗 (New version since Wattpad deleted the og one.) Status: SEVERE SLOW UPDATES !!! ___________________ WARNINGS: -Yandere. -SLIGHTLY GORE BUT I WILL TRY TO KEEP IT LOW -Obvious mentions of old countries. -Unfunny humor. sobs -Crackfic but will overtime get serious. -I'm sorry if this was worse than the OG version 😭

Still drawing the cover >> TW!: - Swearing - Violence - Gore - Death - Obsessions(?) - Mentions of older countryhumans - Not accurate to history so don't murder me please note: I am writing this book for fun and to test my writing skills again since I have not been on wattpad for a long time now Published date: 8/1/2024

It was just a regular day for you, after an exhausting day of work, you got home and get your well-deserved day off. The only difference is that you've just bought an office-themed dating game and are planning to try it tonight! But there's one thing you didn't know, a whole new exciting adventure is waiting for you at the very moment you start the game. You'll meet even more and more characters/countries as you progress through the "game" The genders of the countries are gonna be what I felt most suitable, tho for some special cases, like France. I made these country twins, one male, and one female, with different names and different personas. I hope you wouldn't mind! Yes, cliche, I know, but eh... worth a shot. This story may/will contain- Date published: June 22nd 2022 STATUS: ONGOING (had like a 2 year hiatus... sorry gng) #1 in #countryhuman on 24th September 2022 #1 in #countryhumansxreader on 14th October 2022

Life wasn't easy. It never was, and never will be. Maybe you had taken yours for granted, and maybe, just maybe thats why fate decided to rip you out of your life and place you somewhere new entirely. Somewhere where you had to face fears you never even knew you had in the first place. Because some fears range deeper than a monster hidden in the shadows. Some fears chew you whole and spit you back out, leaving deep scars where no eyes can see. Because life is cruel to those who deserve it least. But at last, life's a journey you don't have to take alone. So when one day a strange country decided to stick by your side, you let him. [Countryhumans x reader] You are (Y/N) Since this fandom is coming back to life I decided to write a story. Welcome to: 𝐀 𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 This story is being rewritten AND IS BEING CONTINUED

{ countryhumans x reader } Earth, a magnificent planet with tons of life, enveloped in lush vegetation, inhabited by countless species of animals, insects, and any sort of life! However, amid this vibrant tapestry, an unforeseen presence lurks: the countryhumans. Ever since Earth's inception, from the Pangea to the present, these creatures have governed earth. While one might assume they would respect humans, and live at the same level as them. The reality is far more different. The countryhumans would never dare place themself as low as a human. They would rather disappear. The only ever beings they would even place their level at, would be beings like those of companies and etc. The countryhumans embody humanly impossible powers; Possessing unimaginable strength, lightning-fast agility, and a chilling immortality that sets them apart from humanity. They're self aware on how strong they are compared to the average mortal human. And they're pleased by it. Now, dear reader, how does this affect you? Well you live in this universe and planet of course! And you my friend had just made the biggest mistake by merely existing here, also why did you just curse a fucking countryhuman out?!

━ 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃, you made friends online.. it's all fine . ( countryhumans x gender neutral reader ) ═════════════════════════ ' 𝙃𝘼𝘽𝙍𝙊𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙄𝘼' 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴. ═════════════════════════ you break things so easily but none were always as easy as it were to fix. sometimes literally. ═════════════════════════ [ ART BY ME. DON'T STEAL DIPSHITS] 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒 = 𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 = 𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃 = 𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐍 Ⓒ𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 ' 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄! ' ━━━ ━━ 𝘕𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 5" 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘴𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯. 𝘨𝘵𝘧𝘰.