The Wife Of Skulduggery Pleasant ~ Skulduggery pleasant FancFic
What if skulduggery wasn't the only one who returned from death? What if his beloved wife also returned?
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The Greatest Enigma
When mysterious killings start occuring around the globe, detective E is called in to help solve the case. But this case proves harder than anything E has ever dealt with before. He decides that he simply cannot solve it on his own. E rallies in a motley crew made mostly of criminals with exceptional gifts and talents...
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Utopia
The Necromancers and Vivomancers have lived in harmony for many years. But they both forsaw the prophecy. The final battle and the Utopia that follows. But shall it be a peace ruled by Light or by Darkness?
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Flockynockynihilipilification - Epic Fail
Some of the worst poems ever written, locked away where no-one should ever ever read them. *Written by me unless otherwise specified. "My Poem" is my own version of Simon Armitage's "Poem". It is all about the good and bad things I have done in my life but obviously not as good and less exciting as I'm only young. Flo...
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The Sounds
My first works on Wattpad, unfinished, unless it is, which makes unfinished a lie that you should ignore. Fred Callick is any average teen, struggling against school and the rest of life. But when the sounds begin he is plunged into a dark and mysterious world that he can only try to escape but will he?
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Love Isn't Complicated, People Are
Guys don’t make any sense whatsoever. It’s a proven fact, right? Whether it is or not, it’s certainly something we experience in our everyday lives. It might be that new guy with a hint of mystery or a guy we’ve known forever, but any guy with a unique quality (that’s EVERY guy out there, obviously), we want them for...
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Haiku Quotes ~ Famous People
Quote's the famous and infamous have actually said. I've sifted through their words until I've found a little spark that fits the haiku 5,7,5,pattern. Enjoy! PJ
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The Girl With The Golden Eye
An anchient prophecy... A quest. A journey... When two worlds meet, all chaos breaks loose. People die. Lots of people die. But why? Why are they dying? What for? Why is the old world being killed, and replaced with a new one...? One girl. The girl with the golden eye. She can't stop what has already begun... But can...
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100 Ways to be a 'Douche'
Way number 11.) Leave a note in someone's locker that says 'I killed your Daddy.' Number 12.) Repeat number 11. With this new How-To book you can learn to be hated by everyone you know! (D-Bag Co. is not responsible for any death threats you may receive while under the instruction of this book.)
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The Day of the Disappeared
A poem for a Red Cross competition celebrating the Day of the Disappeared in which we remember all the people who vanish due to gang crimes etc.
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As the wind snatched my life away
He ruined her life. When he came it all went wrong. Why hadn't he left her and her family alone? When Lizzi Lashbrook gets an unexpected proposal her whole life is turned upside down. Her sister dissapears, her brother killed and her Dad clueless to the demon behnd it. Will she ever get her life back?
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Potatoes!
A poem about my favourite tuber the potato. I wrote this near the begining of Junior school so be nice :)
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Black mist
1st in the time changer series - Jack must go back in time to stop his acestor from being killed by a mad man named Pelecan. But when he gets framed he must act fast to sort things out.
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A Summary of the Twilight Series (in two minutes)
Something I wrote years ago in attempt to anger people.
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Superman Stole My Panties
Senior year couldn't be better. Avery Nelson's finally dumped her brain-dead boyfriend, she's taking all easy classes, and she finally has a job working at the local McDonald's. Her life couldn't get any better. But when McDonald's gets robbed by a psycho with a gun to the back of her head, Avery can feel everything f...
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