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Sarah woke to a scream. The last thing or rather person she saw before being knocked out by a club, was a man with a grimy, painted face. [ read to find what happens ]

It all started when I went to the prison for the first time in my life. I wasn't guilty at all. That day, I had to encounter all the horrors of jail without any reason. I had to spend that night in the torture room. I was thrashed unmercifully, my finger nails were pulled out and my teeth were knocked out of my gums. Wave upon wave of pain travelled through my body, trying to pull me into unconsciousness. But they didn't even let me lose my senses. Read and find out, how did he survive? What change did that one day in prison had on him? And more importantly, how did he take his revenge? Read the prologue to gather some idea. The prologue is good, in my opinion. But the rest is really cringy. Read at your own risk.

Five teenagers, born with extraordinary powers, destined for greatness. Will they follow the path led by the Angel of goodness or will they be lured into helping the forces of evil. Five teenagers, desperate to decide. Will they put their lives in danger and stand up against the mightiest of all evils or will they accept the honour of leading his army, causing chaos in the world. Five neutral teenagers, without a single trace of positive or negative in them; sought by both, good and evil. Five teenagers, destined to succeed. What will they work for? The greater good or the greater evil..... To find out read and 'like'. Thanks.

Seven cousins, a blackmailer, a grudged teacher, a secret admirer, a desperate student, and a stalker is too much to handle. Not to mention a certain blue eyed boy with a twitchy eye and flattering tongue. That's not all! Why did the most annoying guy at school stop bothering her? Did he really have a change of heart? Or is there an ulterior motive behind it? Or it might be that her revenge schemes finally made him give up. What is her past, no one knows. She stopped asking questions years ago. Will the secret of her parent's death ever unravel? What does the box that was left for her when she was two contain? What will change her life? All it takes is just one twist! ~~~ I saw him leaning against his shiny silver car. When I walked by, he smiled and nodded. I looked behind me, but I saw no one else there. What just happened? I looked at him again and he did something else. He winked. I blushed like a girl and my heart fluttered. 'He's tricking you,' my mind scolded my heart. But I couldn't help thinking, 'maybe going to the party tonight won't be so bad after all.' A teen fiction with loads of humour, a tea spoon of mystery and a sprinkling of romance.

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