Very Epic love story between mozart and Beethoven 😍😍😍🥺🥺🥺😜😜😼😼 dont take this seriously it is satire.

A story about reader x rat Poop because why not! Rat Poop luv u uwu I would very much appreciate feedback in my comments!

Daddy pig cheats on mommy pig with you uwu .....or does he?😰😰😰😍😍😍😏😏😏😩😩😩👀👀👀😎😎😎💅💅

You and your dad go hunting for ogres when you suddenly come across a hot green guy 😱

shrek is daddy😍😘

My friend payed me £5 to write this after they saw a TikTok video 💀🤚This is not serious But I was dared to post it. (Cover made by said friend😭)

its the first day of school for y/n, but even she wouldnt have guessed who she fell head over heels for. "i have to leave you y/n because i love you"

the lorax is your new boss after you got promoted and you go in for your first day...

[ completed ] Draco Malfoy is a womaniser. He never cares for the girls that he messes around - doesn't blink an eye when they confess their love for him, never flinches as they cry when they catch him fooling around with the next best thing. Theodore Nott believes the line has been crossed when Draco hooks up with Theo's life-long crush, and he and Blaise Zabini decide it's time Draco is humbled a little bit. Cue Rowan Yaxley. Rowan despises Draco and the way he treats women; she makes this fact very clear to Draco every single day. The only time she will willingly speak to him is during prefect rounds or quidditch practices. However, when Theo and Blaise approach her with an idea to give Draco a taste of his own medicine, Rowan has to rethink her rule of never getting with Draco Malfoy. Rowan has until the end of the year to break Draco Malfoy's heart - assuming that he has one, of course - and that she doesn't end up falling for his tricks herself. how to be a heartbreaker | draco malfoy draco malfoy x fem!oc seventh year (doesn't follow original hp plot) harry potter series

❝─── 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭. . . 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 ‶𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞.ʺ ───❞ "Oh you have no idea how happy you make me," said Harry, resting his forehead against hers. "Even in the middle of this chaos?" Y/N asked as she led him in a slow dance. "Especially in the middle of this chaos," Harry replied, grinning. "I love you so much, Y/N Hope Diggory, you are the best thing that's ever happened to me. Well, after treacle tart, of course." Y/N chuckled. "Not taking tips from Fred anymore, are you?" "Nope. This is all from my own heart. My own words." "Well, action speaks louder than words, Potterson." In a flash, Harry leaned in and crashed his lips onto hers, kissing her passionately. Just like that, the rest of the world faded away. 》𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛《 ━ Y/N Diggory, the impatient Gryffindor, finds herself falling for her best friend at Hogwarts. . . where she unravels thrilling secrets about herself, secrets one could only imagine. Oh what a rollercoaster her journey would be. . . if only she knew. She was his comfort, she was his home, she was his guardian angel. . . To him, she was his chosen one. ✧I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER*。 【 harry potter x fem!reader 】 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽: 15-02-2021 Ended: 23-06-2024