It's difficult enough for a young mutant prince to choose between the hand of the princess of the sea dwellers and the prince of humans. Add one begrudgingly attractive assassin and a handful of curveballs and you've got yourself one hell of an issue. I know there will be some misconception, but this is not a "Karkat is a highblood now" story. All of that will be explained. Just know that he is still a mutant blood and the rest will come later. Enjoy~

John Egbert, a high school guidance counselor, is faced with the challenge of raising one of the lowest bloods of the pets known as Trolls. Is he up for the challenges and new discoveries of his new troll companion? With some help along the way, maybe he can be a good owner. Homestuck©Andrew Hussie I do not own Homestuck or any of its characters. Just the plot to this. I also do not own the original cover art. I wrote this in honor of International Homeless pets day. Which is today.. August 15th. ^.^

(Johnkat) Two quatrants of one troll should never fuse together. His morial and kismeiss thought differently, an took it upon them selfs todo so on the horn pile. Now he's hurt,...confused, angery, and most improtantly....he feels worthless. But instead of falling back into deep ever lasting depression, he decideds to go to his secret place, with his secret voice, his secret lyrics, and ...his secret piano...

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When Dave has to move to Washington he expected the worst. But when he meets a few people his life is changed forever.

What happens when the countries have a online chat room? Bad stuff.. Really really bad stuff. /////copy right to Maurieller, give credit for any content taken\\\\\\

When Dave is faced with three years on the meteor he thinks he can finally get over John. He's soon to find out that he's not the only one with that problem.

Wow, DaveKat! Great. This story is based on like, a superhuman AU. Dave attends a mutant school, and Karkat is a new kid. They happen to be roommates, and eventually get along quite well. Currently sort of working out the plot, so, it may be a while.