One day you wake up trapped in the back of the weezer tour mini van."What the actual fuck" you think to yourself,little do you know you're about to go on a mission of love,music,crime and affectionate cannibalism.(if you're actually reading this please comment something,it helps alot )

You are walking down a street and Rivers sees you, next thing you know your tied up in his basement and your being flogged! 🥰🥰