SLOWEST UPDATES EVER (probably no more fics honestly) please don't read this if you're under the age of 13, it makes me severely uncomfortable! i can't stop you from reading it, so if you do, please do not interact with me in any way In case my book gets removed again Update: it was removed a second time 😞 WATTPAD THIS IS A MATURE BOOK. IM NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD. LEAVE ME ALONEE.

A series of Inanimate Insanity and Battle for Dream Island Oneshot ships! Some of those including... Nickel x Balloon Fan x Test Tube Fan x Knife Fan x Trophy Marshmellow x Apple Lightbulb x Paintbrush Silver Spoon x Candle Mephone x Fan Knife x Trophy Trophy x Tissues Trophy x Cheesy Knife x Mephone Paper x OJ Suitcase x Baseball Bow x Marshapple Tennis Ball x Golf Ball Pin x Coiny Flower x Lollipop Four x X Four x Two Eraser x Pen Leafy x Firey Blocky x Woody Bomby x Nickel Leafy x Pin Tennis Ball x Nickel Evil Leafy x Fries Firey x Coiny Book x Nickel Book x Pencil and maybe more! I am taking requests for different ideas! Some stories I have drawn pictures for! So I hope you enjoy!

I'm bored ok !This book is old and discontinued! Might do smut one day but idk (Potential) Object shows: Inanimate insanity (ii/iii) Battle for dream island (Bfdi/bfb/tpot) The daily object show (Tdos) One (hfjone) Love of the s*n (lots) Paper puppets take 2 (ppt2) X-Ford Battle for pincode (bfp) Objectified

A Gay love story of a soda bottle and a backpack (Barley any spicy but a lot of serious problems and mostly fluff) NONE OF THE CHARACTERS OR ART IS MINE

Requests open, I won't do child-like objects or comedy gold, sorry!

this gay objects man they just crushed me

objects fuck each other