The title says it all Feel free to disagree with me I'd love to hear your opinions I do not own any of the characters 🥰

Just a bunch of smut oneshots with my ocs bc I can :p most of the oneshots will be of Cage and Dexter (mlm couple). For the most part the chapters have no relation to one another and there will be aus for different scenarios. Be prepared for long chapters cause I have zero control over how much I write

"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "All right. It's a deal." - hey !! me (chaoticnyxx) am NOT, under ANY MEANS, the OG author of this !! please don't give me credit when credit isn't due. happy reading !! OG author: Gibslythe on AO3

This is NOT my story. Written by hiuythn on Ao3.

"Eeny!" Pine tree. "Meeny!" Shooting star. "Miney!" Pine tree. "YOU!!" Shooting star. "Wait!" Dipper forced out. "I...I wanna make a deal with you." 13+ cover art by elentori #1 rank in #billcipher (AUG 9 2019) #1 rank in #billdip! (AUG 9 2019) #1 rank in #dipperpines! (MAY 18 2020)