RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

Not a Book. Guide. The emoticons on here will only work when used on Meebo chat, at the bottom.

This is a true story that gives a voice to those who struggle to understand our often cruel world.

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

The guide for dummies on how to write the hottest story on wattpad. Learn the tricks of the trade from the loser. I have tried many a times and have learned from my mistakes. Read to find out how to reach the pinnacle of the What’s Hot list. Total money back guarantee! (’cause let's face it,you’re not paying me any) WARNING:- This tells you how to write the Hottest story in wattpad and not the best. Most of this is sarcasm and should be taken as such.

Alexandria was on her own when her parents died, but thankfully she was taken in. She thought she was like the others growing up, but the only problem she had was that she didn't shift when everyone else did. When she does though, everyone finds out that she is not what they thought she was. She was a black leopard, possibly the last one left. Not being able to accept her for who she is, they exile her from the pride. She is once again on her own, how will she survive this time? (Cover by xxdrkluvxx)

Stephanie Creeder is super excited when she hears she has been accepted into Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She's determined to make it the best seven years of her life but things get a bit complicated when she meets the school bad-boy, Draco Malfoy. And besides the crazy classes and teachers, the mysterious Hogwarts castle, and everyday being a test of survival in the magic world, Stephanie finds herself falling heads-over-heels for Draco. And not to mention being also slightly attracted to her new friend, the one and only, Harry Potter. Things are about to get a bit more complicated than she thought. Join her on this fun and humorous adventure as she discovers friendships, learns about a plant that can turn you invisible, and possibly encounter some romance along the way. Expelliarmus!