Meet the Commission's worst spy. Decades after the murder of her parents and adoption by the Handler, teenage shapeshifter Zara is assigned her first mission: eliminating Five Hargreeves. There's only one problem. She might just fall in love with him first. Hopelessly incompetent, Zara finds herself thrust into a world of disastrous comedy, gut-wrenching betrayal, spiralling infatuation, and terrible, terrible secrets. ── 𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙪𝙭 © 2020

in which five hargreeves is reunited with an old "friend" ten days before the end of the world. or in which inanna hope helps save the world while meeting her in laws for the first time. five hargreeves x fem!oc the umbrella academy fanfic season 2 to season 4 started: 01/08/22 ended: season 3 - 08/11/22 completed until season 4 word count: 137, 242

-𝐂𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 ᵉˡⁱ ᵐᵒˢᵏᵒʷⁱᵗᶻ '𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐝𝐨.' -In which Alaska and Eli slowly start to fall apart when Cobra Kai changes them both in more horrible ways than one. (...cobra kai s1-s5) (...elixfem!oc) Portuguese version on @CarolBeauchampSoare2

"ɪ'ʟʟ ǫᴜɪᴇᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ɪꜰ ɪᴛ's ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ. ɪ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ." [sᴇᴀsᴏɴ 1 - sᴇᴀsᴏɴ 6] ꜰᴇᴍ!ᴏᴄ x ᴍɪɢᴜᴇʟ ᴅɪᴀᴢ ꜰᴇᴍ!ᴏᴄ x ᴇʟɪ ᴍᴏsᴋᴏᴡɪᴛᴢ