Rodrick Heffley and his brother Greg never saw it coming - the ultimate parental betrayal. They were being forced to move. For Rodrick, that meant only one thing: time to remember his sacred survival rules for school. Don't talk to anyone. Don't look at anyone. Don't go anywhere. Don't sit. Don't raise your hand. Don't use the bathroom. Don't get noticed. Don't mess up your locker... And honestly? It kinda worked... Until Halloween. One stupid night, one stupid party, and one very stupid song he shouldn't have sung - especially not about her. The girl he accidentally pissed off? A ridiculously hot bunny girl with anger issues. The Queen of Mean herself. Regina George. And now Rodrick has a problem. A big, blonde, terrifyingly pretty problem.

(Regina George x Rodrick Heffley) Regina's back and she wants her spot back. Everyone's moved on but she's still roaming the halls waiting for her perfect opportunity to build her social life back up, but there's one problem. There's a pest and his name is Rodrick. Every step forward she takes? He's right there taking one back, stepping on her toes every step of the way. There's only a matter of time before each argument blurs the line between rivalry and something dangerously close to habit. ------- Rodrick exhaled slowly, pushing off the doorframe. "That's it?" Her eyes narrowed. "What's that supposed to mean?" "That's all you wanted?" he asked, walking past her towards the counter. "To ruin Cady?" "Yes," she said defensively. He nodded once. "Then all you had to do was ask." Regina blinked. "What?" Rodrick turned back to face her, arms crossed, a faint smirk returning. "That's what fake boyfriends do, right? Help their fake girlfriends get what they want." For a second, she didn't speak. Then, slowly, Regina's lips curled into something almost like a smile. "Careful, Heffley," she called out. "You might actually make yourself useful." Rodrick tilted his head. "Oh, I've been useful. You're just always too pissed off to notice."

𝐌𝐈 AMORঞ {𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭}♡-𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 {𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝}♡-𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫, 𝟏𝟑 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 {𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝}♡-??? 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐭:𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚. 𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝟖𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞 (𝐟𝐲𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝟏𝟓) 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐡... 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 rest😉.