'Pranks and Perverts and Padfoot, oh my!' Meet Kelsey 'Kelpie' Jones: Miss Americana, Comic lover and the Hufflepuff who doesn't give a Hufflefuck. Having Lily Evans accidentally fall in love with James Potter was never a part of her plan to get revenge on Sirius Black, Heartbreak Prince of Hogwarts and the Bane of her Existence. Neither was realising her own affinity for his perfectly snoggable lips. But hey, all's fair in love and war, right? Highest Ranking: #1 in #harrypotter | March 11, 2021 Started: October 2, 2020 | Completed: January 24, 2021 Final Word Count: 100K ϟ "There was a book." "A book?" "More like a magazine, really." "Oh?" "It had dirty pictures.." "Wicked!" "..of naked witches." "No!" "Yes!" "Well, continue!" "Word around school is that Kinky Kelpie can procure these magazines if you ask. For a price of course." ϟ Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (or the GIFs/Images used for aesthetics purposes in the book)

Just because Black and Merrythought made part of her name it doesn't mean she felt like it belonged to her. Yep the book is confusing sorry Started: 2018 Finished: 2019

Tenebrous (adj.) - dark, shadowy and obscure That is what their world was becoming: tenebrous. The darkness was was no longer something that would follow Nadia Volkov as a silent threat hidden in the shadows. No, as a member of the Order of the Phoenix now she was at its front lines, joining the fight to protect all those she cares for and loves. Her family. But war is never easy, and its dangers never cease. Nadia must face the reality of their world head on, and what her new role in it means. All the consequences that it brings. But will she be able to handle all of it? Or will she crumble under the pressure? Surrounded by darkness, Nadia must fight: for herself, for those she loves and for the world they all wish to protect. ----------- [Sirius Black x OC] [Shakespeare Universe - sequel to Shakespeare] [Marauders Era - post Hogwarts]

𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘳 𝘪𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 ▴ ◃ ▾ ▹ [Marauders era] [Remus John Lupin] *slow burn*

❝ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇꜱ ᴀʟʟ ᴍʏ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇꜱ ᴏɴ ᴀ ʙᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ᴘɪʟᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʟɪᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ❞ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚 𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐠𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 - 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐱-𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐱-𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 disclaimer: i do not own any of the original harry potter characters, they belong to the author of harry potter. ⤷ i do not support jk rowling's disgusting transphobic views

TW: drugs, physical abuse, torture Book Two (Frigus) is out now! Some people are just born to fight. It's not that they're born brave. It's not that they're born strong. It's just that the universe has decided that this one, this one will have grit and fire and steel in their blood. They'll face trial after trial, be broken and damaged in countless ways. But they were born to fight. Maybe it's not the life they would've chosen. Maybe they'd love to lay down their arms. But they were born to fight. It's what they know. It's what they do. It's all they can do. *** Nephera Winchester and Sirius Black have always hated each other. From the second they set their eyes on each other in the first year, the two have done nothing but bicker, and everyone thought that would always be the case, but alas, fate has an interesting way of unwinding. *** Sirius Black x OC The only thing I own is Nephera Winchester and her storyline, the rest belongs to that b*tch JKR *** Rankings (these are just for me to keep track lmao) #24 maraudersera (25.04.21) #8 sirius (26.04.21) #5 sirius (29.04.21) #12 maraudersera (1.05.21) #13 marauders (10.05.21) #4 prongs (20.05.21) #2 prongs (22.05.21) #1 siriusblackxoc (03.06.21) #17 siriusblack (09.06.21) #6 siriusblack (13.06.21) #1 themarauders (18.06.21)

In which the 20 year old 'retired death eater' enlists the help of the order and finds that her old DADA professor trusts her when no one else will. Remus Lupin x fem!oc Golden trio era VERY! slow burn best rankings- 5 in fanfiction 1 in remus lupin 1 in lupin 1 in remus I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR THE HP ORIGINAL PLOT- ONLY MY OCS N OWN PLOTPOINTS

onism (n.) the awareness of how little of the world you'll experience [All the characters with the exception of Asteria Malfoy, some friends and her family belong to J. K. Rowling] [Warning: mature content, violence, sensible themes and explicit language]

"Hey I heard you like the wild ones" *Marauders Era* *Short Story* *Book one in Harry Potter series* Started: January 6th, 2016 Finished: January 29th, 2016

Nadia Volkov's arrival at Hogwarts couldn't have come at a worse time. The Wizarding World is divided and a war is brewing in the shadows. The time is coming where everyone will be faced with choosing a side. Friendships will be tested and broken, enemies will lie on every corner, and nothing is as it seems. Will Hogwarts' newest student be able to navigate through this new place of mystery or will she fail despite trying? There is much Nadia still has to learn, not only about magic, but also the world she lives in. And as she does, some of the people she meets along the way will stay with her forever. The question is whether that is a good thing? ---------- [Shakespeare Universe] [Marauders Era - 6th & 7th Year] [Sirius Black x OC]