Little oneshots from the inner workings of my brain. Subject: the highly underrated and incredibly handsome Pedro Pascal I am open to requests, mainly Mando and Pedro at the moment. Enjoy! *Updates will be random at the moment.*

Summary: Reader as Joel's neighbor. Joel's wife left him so Joel asked his neighbor for help in babysitting baby Sarah. The relationship led to reader and Joel to having a fake relationship and playing house. What would happen next after the two of you spending time together for a while? Note: This is a fanfiction for Pedro Pascal's character in The Last of Us Series. You can also find me on tumblr! My username is finnsbubblegum! I will be updating there too!

You come home from campus unannounced one weekend and catch your dad's friend Joel in bed with your stepmother. You haven't decided what to do with all this power, but Joel may have plans of his own for how to keep you quiet. Meanwhile, he stops sleeping with her. Try as you might, you can't stop thinking about the eyeful of him you saw that night, or the way he reacted when he saw you standing there.

You were the only one to ever get close to Joel, but your relationship was a secret; one where he would break you over and over. Tired of mistreatment, you leave. Soon after, you connect with another man, a kindred spirit. Joel cannot handle losing you, especially when someone else catches your attention. *warnings - this is a dark Joel Miller fic and contains smut, coarse language, s*xual assault and violence. Please do not read if you think it could be triggering.*

Kes finally is free from her emotionally abusive ex-boyfriend. At 25, she has successfully purchased her own home far away from anyone she knows who might cause her trouble. What she doesn't know is that her older sexy and single neighbor, Joel, is his own kind of trouble. He is a kind and helpful neighbor whose bedroom just happens to face hers. Joel's daddy vibes are making it hard for Kes to focus on her newfound independence and self-reliant life. Moreover, she finds it increasingly difficult to resist him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Even though this story has the character Joel Miller (aka Pedro Pascal) it has nothing to do with The Last of Us universe. I'm just obsessed with Daddy Pascal and his characters. Here's to our cool slutty father 🍻 Also this is the first thing I've ever written and published publicly, so go easy on me 👉👈🥺 (This book contains 18+ mature themes including BDSM, Smut, Brat/Sub-training, Etc.)