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Book 2 - Read Book 1 ('Til We Meet Again) first. "He was the prettiest Hell I have ever been in; I didn't mind burning at all." Y/N, Crowley, and Aziraphale embark on a treacherous journey to help an amnesiac Gabriel. As they strive to restore his lost memories, they must also protect him from the relentless pursuit of Heaven and Hell. Along the way, secrets are unveiled, alliances are tested, and heartbreak threatens to shatter the delicate balance between good and evil. In a world where angels and demons can find common ground, this gripping story explores the resilience of love and the sacrifices it demands in the name of friendship and destiny.

Rankings: 2 in #adamyoung on 10/15/2019 6 in #anthonyjcrowley on 9/30/2019 9 in #beelzebub on 10/31/2019 40 in #goodomens on 9/30/2019 Incorrect quotes inspired by Good Omens! Every quote is something someone said that I know personally unless otherwise dedicated. Enjoy!

Crowley is consumed by nightmares and slowly they start taking over his life. The nightmares are enough to have made Crowley tired and drained. Crowley often stays home because going out takes too much energy, he can sometimes be residing in his snake form or in dark places (the source of his refueling). Aziraphale misses Crowley but then again he kind of doesn't. Crowley has changed and Aziraphale doesn't like it "what happened to my dear?" he often finds himself wondering. Aziraphale visits Crowley but still is too blind to see his suffering, or is he? BOOK 2 COMING SOON

Certain that they will no longer be bothered, Crowley and Aziraphale meet to dine at The Ritz, where they make a big decision in their lives- to move in together. What will happen when an angel and a demon both share the same house?...

A new angel is sent to monitor the humans and report back to Heaven as a replacement for Aziraphale. Despite pretending so well, and doing such a good job of fitting in with the humans for quite awhile now, she slips up, and reveals her identity when she senses such an immense amount of love in someone that she just can't believe it. "You are so loved!" She shouts at the person she feels this from, before running away stuck in her jealousy. This left Aziraphale to ponder why there was another angel on Earth, but he figures it out quickly. What he does have trouble with, is figuring out who in his 6,000 years could have loved him so much that it throws off an angel in disguise. Which is Crowley's cue to panic. Warning: they're both dumbasses. Also, lots of fluff. Wrote them based off of Show!GoodOmens and not Book!GoodOmens, but I do have some headcannons in here based off of the book Highest Ranks: 1 in adamyoung 28 in crowley 1 in aziraphale 1 in ineffablehusbands 1 in goodomens 1 in neilgaiman 1 in anathemadevice 1 in aziraphalexcrowley 1 in crowleyxaziraphale 1 in thethem

ON HOLD |---| ❛It had to be her. There was something ethereal about her and her beauty. It was... it was just... Ineffable.❜ |---| When Aziraphale was discorporated in Edinburgh, he was replaced by another angel: a Dominion called Haniel. At first, Crowley was upset. But then he realised, he now had a new angel. To tease. To trick. To fall in love with. |---| This is based on the one shot series, but as a full length fic - as requested by @MistressOfBullshit! Highest Rankings: 1 - #terrypratchett 2 - #ajcrowley 4 - #crowleyxreader 7 - #anthonyjcrowley 7 - #aziraphale 9 - #neilgaiman 16 - #davidtennant

Your home life wasn't the best and you wanted out. You ran away when you were 16 not long after you found yourself at a crossroad making a deal with a demon, but he never fully left you alone after that.

Well. This should be fun

Just a bunch of one shots for those ineffable husbands ♤ Requests: OPEN as of 9/13/23 (dm me or comment)