"I ABHOR YOU TO DEATH, YOU BASTARD GOD OF DEATH! WAIT FOR ME!!!! I WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS! I'LL BEAT YOU UP, SKIN YOU ALIVE, POUR RON'S LEMON TEA ON YOU, DUMP YOU BASTARD GOD OF DEATH ON SALT, ROAST YOU IN THE SUN FOR A YEAR, AND FINALLY DUMP YOU IN A POT OF BOILING OIL AND FEED YOU TO THE VULTURES!! GOT THAT, YOU FUCKING BASTARD GOD OF DEATH!" He screams like a lunatic while crying for his good ol'beloved slacker life. Cale has to become White Star to save the parallel worlds. Why should I become that tasteless bastard? Copyright Disclaimer: Yoo Reo Han owns Trash of the Counts Family/ Lout of the Counts Family, which is legally protected and belongs to the original owner. Anything derived from the original work is purely fictitious-a fanfiction created solely for entertainment under the fair use principle. I don't sell or publish any of my work. Chapter Management Edit Chapter

Luffy gets separated from his crew in the New World due to a dangerous storm and finds himself three years in the past. His goal now is to return on to his actual time. What unlikely allies is he going to make this time

| This guy was weird. Did he not know who he was? Yeah, that was probably the explanation, no sane person would willingly house the feared Yiling Patriarch in their house... right? "Hey, mister, didn't you ask who I was?" "Why would I care? I'm still waiting for an answer on why you were lying on the ground dying in what is basically my backyard." | Wei Wuxian falls off the cliff and dies. Or well, he should've. But when Cale's involved nothing goes 'as it should', right? So instead, Wei Wuxian wakes up very much alive, and very confused as to who this random person is. Why don't they recognise him? Why are they so clueless on literally everything, and why are they saying that the Burial Mounds is their backyard?? --- Crossposted on Ao3 under YummyPumpkinIcecream

The TBOAH characters react to TOTCF. They will react to chapters and wikis. Timeline: After the Terror Plaza Incident. I don't know if I will put any TOTCF characters. Ship: Albecale, maybe I will make Choi Han blush or start to feel something for Cale, but the principal ship is Alberu X Cale. My AU: Cale Henituse and Kim Rok Soo are the same soul/person. After the original Cale Henituse died by the hands of White Star in TBOAH, he made the deal with the God of Death, but in my AU the deal was to get reincarnated in another world and when it was time the GoD will make him return to his original body. As Kim Rok Soo, he didn't remember his life as Cale Henituse, so GoD created the novel of TBOAH, so he could have a guide when he returned to his past life. When he returns as Cale Henituse, as in TOTCF, he doesn't remember that he was the original Cale, but he will start to remember as time passes by.

"What do you want from me, Nedzu?" "I would like you to study under me, Henituse-san." 'Hm? What?' "Of course, I would still want you to be safe from the villains targeting you, so you would need to stay here most of the time." 'This fucker.' Or, after falling unconscious, Cale wakes up in UA's infirmary, confused with a mission to somehow get home. Along the way, he unwillingly becomes a teacher assistant? Cale never signed up for this.