Malia Thornbury, heir and next hope for the Thornbury family, is destined to be married. Her father sent her to various houses, looking for a perfect wife, of her choosing, for an arranged marriage so she can take over her family's business and underground life. After many annoying blondes and brunettes, she goes to a home that belongs to the Clemons. Only for a man to talk to her about marrying her. The parents misunderstood. She wouldn't marry a man. Let alone a man who wanted her bent over, yelling his name and worshiping him. She wanted a pretty girl. His younger sister is who she wanted, not him. So she takes her, but will Ms. Clemons work with Ms. Thornbury?

A "B-side" is a song on the reverse side of a vinyl single that receives less promotional focus than the "A-side". In the beige, stifling suburbs of Plainview, two outsiders are forced into each other's orbit. Their moms are friends. It's a whole thing. Now, Mona-a fiercely independent feminist - has to coexist with Rodrick Heffley - a walking, talking, slightly smelly disaster in a Löded Diper t-shirt. Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag Disclaimer: English is not my first language, so I sometimes use AI for grammar and punctuation (cuz I'm kinda insecure about it lol). But all the text is written by me only, just want to be honest with you guys:) hopefully you'll enjoy this fanfic <3

As ward of the Queen, Camilla Tully was raised alongside the Princess, Rhaenyra, and the Hand of the King's daughter, Alicent. The three were rarely seen apart, where one was the other two would not be found far. That is until Queen Aemma died and the King was left without a son. Suddenly Camilla found herself in a position she never wanted to be in, forced into a role she never wished for. Female!OC x Daemon Targaryen Female!OC x Viserys Targeryen *This is a rewrite of Hoax