One day I thought, 'Wow I'm just really annoying... I should write a book on it!' That's how it happened. Satisfied?

I am a professional at annoying people so I decided to give you some tips and things. *WARNING. Some of these things may get you into trouble. So if you do them it is not my fault. It is your fault for deciding to do something stupid some annoying person has told you to do*

This is guaranteed to make you laugh. Don't forget to try these out yourself, for fun =]