Aree Rahul, biscut ke saath khao na", The Prime Minister suggested. Rahul smiled and picked up a biscuit or rather, a piece of a biscuit (because they were all crushed), the biscuit was stale and moist but Rahul nonetheless proceeded to dip it into the delicious, now cold chai. The moment the biscuit was dunked into the chai, it broke off, falling into the chai. Modi chuckled. "Mai maddat karta hu." Modi proclaimed and before Rahul could react Modi's hand reached deep into the cup of chai and scooped out the remains of the biscuit. Rahul stood there horrified. He gasped. Modi made full use of the opportunity and entered his hand into Rahul's mouth with the remains of the biscuits that were still in his hand. "Yeh lo." Said Modi. As horrified as Rahul was, he was beet red. He savoured the flavour of the biscuits and along with it the flavour of Modi's hand which was still in his mouth and wondered why the biscuits smelled of ammonia READ THE FULL STORY TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS AFTER **Guys it's just my mann ki baat don't kill me for this. ** THIS IS SATIRE

Han Jisung just landed his dream job-or so he thought. Being the assistant to CEO Lee Minho seemed easy enough: fetch coffee, take notes, and survive the occasional death glare. But things take an awkward turn when, during a routine office tour, Jisung's curiosity gets the best of him. One moment, Minho is pointing out office renovations. The next, Jisung's finger is tracing the scar on his abs. top leeknow bottom jisung

Mafia AU Jisung was a nobody, a loner who hacked for fun. Then he stole from the SKZ mafia. Now he's on the ground, bruised and breathless, Minho pressing him down. Blood drips from his lips, but he only grins. "Go fuck yourself." [Completed] Pic credits to rightful owner. Started: 15/03/2025 Under editing: 20/04/2025 - dk Ended: 4/07/2025 🥇#1 Han 🥇#1 LeeMinho 🥇#1 Jisung 🥇#1 Straykids 🥇#1 Stay 🥇#1 Changbin 🥇#1 Minsungfanfiction 🥉#3 Kpop 🏅#5 Minsung

Enemies to lovers. Friends to survivors. One infected world. Lee Minho and Han Jisung have hated each other since freshman year. The top of the class and the class clown-total opposites, constantly at each other's throats. Their insults echo through the hallways louder than the morning bell. It's all part of the routine at Silverpoint High. Until one ordinary afternoon, everything shatters. The school intercom goes silent. Phones stop working. And one by one, students start turning-into bloodthirsty monsters with no trace of humanity left. Trapped inside the building, only eight remain uninfected: Minho, Jisung, and the rest of their tangled, chaotic friend group-Bang Chan, Seungmin, Hyunjin, Felix, Jeongin, and Changbin. Now it's not about grades or grudges. It's about survival. Secrets unravel. Friendships are tested. And amidst the horror, something unexpected brews between two enemies who were never meant to care for each other. But in a world that's already fallen apart, can love still find a place to grow? ⚠️Warning • gay • blood • swearing • sexual content • smut(?) Note: This is not to ruin the image of stray kids and only for minsungers like me. If you are uncomfortable, then kindly don't read. Side ships: •Hyunlix •Chanmin •Jeongbin •Ryeji •Chaelia •Beomjun •Taebin

Jisung and Minho have spent years at the top-popular, talented, and absolutely hating each other. Whether it's soccer, grades, or sheer ego, neither is willing to let the other win. The school is divided, their friends are dragged into the chaos, and every match between them is an all-out war. But when the rivalry starts to feel less like hatred and more like something else, Jisung realizes he might be playing a game he never meant to start. And worse? He might be losing. - top minho bottom jisung

Warning: Yumiko's Rants contain high levels of sarcasm, chaotic energy, and occasional snack breaks. Side effects may include laughter, eye-rolls, and sudden existential crises. For my munchkins who stick around through it all - you know who you are. ✨🫡

Knock knock. Why be a cock block? Be like Jisung. Unlock the power to cockblock yourself. It has a 100% success rate, it'll leave you in shock. Or: Jisung is a complete and utter fool for the man behind the counter at his local cat cafe, Lee Minho. Somehow it ends with Minho being his tutor.

ok bla bla bla [Going to restart this story after some undefined time 😭] 👑 She was a princess meant to be a pawn. 🧹 Now she's just a maid... or is she? Selene of Valeria runs from a marriage cage straight into enemy walls - disguised as a servant in Eridane's palace. Between a sweet prince who hides his struggles, a "monster" brother who's softer than he looks, and a king who would burn weakness out of his sons... chaos follows her broom everywhere. Spies. Secrets. Slaps. And maybe love. Welcome to the story where crowns weigh heavy and maids aren't what they seem. (Written with 80% feelings, 20% chaos, and censored cussing. You've been warned 💋).

What started as a normal day turns into a fight for survival when a zombie outbreak sweeps through the city. Eight high school friends are forced to stick together, navigating the chaos as the world around them crumbles. With death at their heels and danger at every turn, trust is their greatest weapon. But as the group fights to stay alive, Lee Minho and Han Jisung begin to realize that survival isn't the only thing on their minds. In a world where every second counts, their growing connection might be just as terrifying as the undead. Romance-Thriller TOP LEEKNOW BOTTOM JISUNG

Han Jisung is a detective who's been hunting down one specific criminal for years. His name? Lee Minho, rich, mysterious, and totally untouchable. So when Jisung finally gets the chance to go undercover and get close to him, he doesn't hesitate... even if it means dressing up as a girl and working as one of his maids. Yep. A maid. With a wig and everything. The plan is simple: gather evidence, stay undercover, and take Minho down. But things start getting real complicated real fast. Because the more time Jisung spends in that mansion, the more he starts to realize Minho might not be as bad as he thought. And maybe, just maybe something weird is going on between them. This was not part of the plan. TOP LEEKNOW POWER BOTTOM JISUNG Fanart creds; cat b