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**Third Book in the"Arranged Marriage to a Jerk" series** Allison Danielson finally has her life under control. She has friends she can trust, two beautiful children, and a loving husband. She's become a full-time partner at a vet clinic and Connor is nearly ready to take over the family business. But then Allison gets the news that her parents are dead-- on her birthday. As if that isn't bad enough, they've left her specific instructions for their funeral, complete with a guest list including evil ex-lovers, psycho ex-friends, and some crazy relatives. Meanwhile, Allison is holding a secret of her own, and can't seem to find the time to tell Connor. How can she come to terms with her parents loss, deal with the insane guests, plan a funeral, and deal with her own crisis all at once?