Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

After the death of his wife, Simon Fuller moves to a new home, with his two daughters. One day, his daughter introduces a new imaginary friend - Nathaniel. She 'gives' Nathaniel to her father, telling him he can keep the boy "forever". Simon tries to find out who the boy really is, but is unable to. Questioning his daughter, she tells him, again, that it's Nathaniel, but he prefers to be called by his nickname, Mr. Boogie.

1 day I was walkin down a strt in Pensilvaynya when Brkn Benjmin the best bend in tha erath came up adn sedz hai 2 me. I was all liek "AMG HI GIZE" because they wer Mai fave band and the lead singer ben burnley was so hawt adn stuff cuz he had this hair nd this where r luv begins I WROTE THIS FOR YOU, PAROGAR!

so lyk, i found harry stiles in ma house, and we luv eachoter. BUT TURNS OUT HE IS A BAD BOI VANPIR! Plz kep in mind taht tis is mah first storeh ware i tri to be srs, so sory if ther are a lot of unexpectd tings goin on.

Omg hi guys this is a new story it's gonna be hilryas!! Youll lyao. Sarah is yer reglar nurd, but then one day she mets a bad boy!!!! Will thay fal in love??? Or wil they die??????????????? Reed 2 fnd owt!!!!!!

My POV: today i went to school and usual happennd the school sluts all bullyed me i cried but then bad boy of school named Hunter Ryder came all hot in his black jacket and luked at me in lust and shooed away slutty dumb blonde make up wearing Balgonian cheerleaders away and told me he wanted me to be his mate OMG he claimed me but I was just a nerd why would he like me everybody treats me like a pest because I am a nerd and I like books(Twilight is my FAVOURITE)