{book 1} ✓ - ❝ Once upon a time… Wait, are you shitting me? This story doesn’t start like this. On the contrary! This story is about a girl who thought had enough of men but, of course, her words backfired on her face. Yeah, this girl is me. An average girl… Okay, not so average, more insane, I would say. Whatever. This is my story and if you want to know what happened, keep reading, because it all started with an eating contest. ❞

Ever since the age of 13, Paige Lazaro loathed Cristiano Ronaldo. She hated him with a passion and couldn't wait to graduate so she wouldn't see his face ever again. 8 years later, after just getting an apartment to herself, she is told that it is being torn down and she was being evicted. Her mother, being best friends with Cristiano's mother, came up with the idea that she can stay with Cristiano, who is now a famous futboller. As the two unite, its a war of words and the battle begins. But the question is,who will throw the white flag in first?