When Artemis Fowl finds himself suckered into a family trip to America during his last summer of freedom before college, admittedly he finds himself wishing it was all said and done already. But when he runs into a girl and her friends at the local museum, he is sure his life will never be the same again, even more so when he discovers his nemesis Jon Spiro is out of jail and seeking revenge...

In the kingdom of Cerevian, the king has just passed away, leaving the princes to return from their journey. While passing through a small town, a low-class commoner girl happens to speak up, insulting the eldest with her opinionated views. If not for the youngest prince, her life would have most likely taken on a turn for the worst, but now that he's taken an interested in the opinionated girl, it may just be worse than it could have been. But while she deals with that, the three princes are forced to act to perfection, being closely monitored, all starting with a ridiculously prejudiced party. But it's never fun when all they have to do is act good, especially when the youngest already acts almost to perfection. So when he throws in an unexpected variable, nothing good can come of it. Note: This story is written in a different style. It's written from four different POV in first person, so I'll definitely try and make the voices distinct. Also, I know I have lots of errors; please bear with me.

The Magnetron Chronicles, Volume 1 Phineas Magnetron is an eccentric Nineteenth Century inventor blessed with a strange gift he doesn't completely understand. As a former soldier and current member of the Hogalum Society, an inscrutable secret organization of crime fighting adventurers, Phineas is no stranger to peril and derring-do. But when the Society founder dies, Phineas embarks on a daring and improbable caper to bring the good doctor's greatest dream to fruition posthumously. In the process, he not only horrifies his Society brothers, but unearths a haunting and compelling mystery. About The Magnetron Chronicles: The Magnetron Chronicles is a serialized steampunk tale told in the grandiose style of Jules Verne, but with satirical Twainian wit. Chapter by chapter, the story builds as quirky new characters join the fray and perplexing new mysteries and situations arise. Traveling the globe, Phineas Magnetron and his Hogalum Society encounter suspicious policemen, mentally ill criminals, wood-craving aliens, a witch doctor, a mad oracle, and a cross-dressing female matador, among many others. However, this "steam dream team" always manages to triumph over impossible odds and improbable obstacles as they preserve order in a disorderly world. More information: http://themagnetronchronicles.blogspot.com

The rebellion has failed. The districts are squashed under the boot of Capitol once again, the Hunger Games still going strong. District Thirteen joins the ranks of the districts forced to compete and the Capitol children clamor to volunteer, to prove that the Capitol will beat them all, no matter where they stand. And so, upon the arrival of the 100th annual hunger games, the entire nation of Panem is on edge. But this year's twist is one not even the Capitol could have predicted.

Watty Awards 2012 Fantasy Undiscovered Gem Winner The world takes on a new meaning when Blaise Anthony wakes up, alone and forgotten to a world that she can't remember. Not knowing who she is or who to trust is only the beginning. With only a bag of generic items and a note written by an unknown person, she's opted to try and create a new life for herself. Of course, ignorance and pretending can only get you so far. With her only true friend, a German shepherd named Bear, Blaise has to try to find herself. Either way, she's in deeper water than she could ever imagine.

Funny Church Stories about church, meetings, activities, children, family, pastors and more. Stories and funny church jokes that will give you a smile and stories that will make you laugh. Almost anything that relates to God, the almighty father.

Things have gone serriously wrong in Never Land, so much so that they now call upon a teenage girl for help. But how can a modern teenage girl help these magical lands? Fay intends to find out why they need her and what the hell is going on, aided by her cat, Crispen.

PREPARE FOR THE WEIRDEST, MOST RANDOM FANTASY EVER! What do you get when you combine a sadistic magician, a kleptomaniac girl who wants to take him for all he's worth, a magicless wizard, an undead butler, a researcher out for the secret to immortality, a talking wyvern, a cavernous library, and an island graveyard? Well, for starters, you get a story like Potter's Field.