Effy works nights at a shitty bar in a shitty part of LA, lives in an even shittier apartment with a leaky ceiling and a stray cat that refuses to leave. She's all rough edges and way too used to life handing her the short end of the stick. Nothing ever comes easy, and if it does, it probably wants something in return. Then this girl walks in. Easy laugh. Soft eyes. Looks like sin in a bandana and moves like the world's hers for the taking.

I was in it for the exposure and money. She was in it to prove to everyone that she could have a girlfriend, not just boyfriends - to prove that she wasn't 'queer baiting', like the whole world kept accusing her of... ENEMIES-LOVERS FAKE RELATIONSHIP MUTUAL PINING CONFLICT DENIAL oc x Billie eilish

You're not any trouble, right? Lord knows we have enough." Unwillingly thrust into the past rugged world of the Wild West during a trip to a themed festival, you find yourself struggling with survival in a time not your own. A chance encounter with the notorious Billy the Kid forces you into an unexpected partnership. You must learn how to protect yourself and a way to get back home. However, as your feelings with Billy grow, leaving becomes increasingly challenging. Balancing the desire to change his tragic fate with the yearning to return home, you find yourself torn between love and the ticking clock. Originally on AO3

M̶u̶r̶p̶h̶y̶'s̶ L̶a̶w̶:̶ a̶n̶y̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ c̶a̶n̶ g̶o̶ w̶r̶o̶n̶g̶ w̶i̶l̶l̶ g̶o̶ w̶r̶o̶n̶g̶ Murphy's Law: anything that can happen will happen Murphy McIntyre (@murphymack) is an influencer who came up in the golden era of YouTube. Somehow, she's maintained and even grown her following as social media has changed over the years. When her grandmother dies, the only relative she has left and the woman who raised her, Murphy disappears from social media for months. Upon her return, she's suddenly thrown into a room with Billie Eilish, a world-famous musician and one of the hottest women Murphy's ever laid eyes on. To her surprise, Billie shows interest back, and they quickly spark up a friends-with-benefits situation. But with Murphy still grieving, real feelings developing, and the scrutinizing media... what started as a fun fling has turned into so much more.